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Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight

@melvs

πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·, girl dad, video games, @eeveesmommy13 β€˜s baby daddy

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to the fullest

08.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m gonna start hating at my full potential

08.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Hope YOU can box because De La Hoya before Tito pissed me off

08.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you tried alcohol? Some times they get a little dirty around the base of the stick

08.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hold on, parm. where did you get that jacket????

08.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You skipped Arceus?!

07.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah we throwing FISTS

06.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

!!?!?!?!?!?

I will fight you

06.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me looking at both of the cars I just paralleled parked between drive away as soon as I shift into park.

06.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And they go scorched earth

06.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It has been brought to my attention by a 2 second google search that Howard Lincoln is very much alive.

06.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The second β€œit’s a clock” killed me πŸ’€

06.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Howard Lincoln is looking up smiling right now

06.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To sum up this article:

β€œIf Microsoft wants to sell a system that plays both Pc and Xbox games they’re going to have to figure out how the system could play both Pc and Xbox games”

Well yeah no shit lmao

06.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats big dawg, send over your CC details to celebrate

06.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Finish the pokemon game so I can whoop that ass

06.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Buddy whenever someone uses the bathroom

06.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re on the right side of history for once

06.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rare Arron W

06.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Small ass warning and then a giant fucking fucking spoiler of a text and a video to boot lmao

same people crying about not spoiling the game are spoiling the game.

06.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Bro they are cooking with GREASE.

06.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Then you know ball. Love preacher

05.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever people talk about Xbox dying they pull up like Saint of Killers

05.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep telling people to stop being poor all the time

05.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mines was canceled lol I’d say you’re lucky it’s still even pending. Hopefully it comes through soon

05.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#exposed

05.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven’t seen a mob apologize 500 times for something minor so……. No

05.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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@nessie-monster.bsky.social are gonna Pokopia all over each other.
Thank you baby mama

05.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why is Leon this caked up

05.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1