The comments marked yet another instance of the mayor declining to criticize his hand-picked agency heads when they contradict his campaign agenda. buff.ly/5jqGTpu
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The comments marked yet another instance of the mayor declining to criticize his hand-picked agency heads when they contradict his campaign agenda. buff.ly/5jqGTpu
Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.
Wow someone better try to find them
The NYPD sowed chaos and confusion in New York City — first by blocking several buses, and later by blaming toddler for their own death. buff.ly/LFwhECD
once a rare phantom that only played sporadic summer shows at Rippers, the four horsemen of Real Young have taken up winter residency at Union Pool, with the next show slated for early April nygroove.nyc/real-young-l...
The people want Massive Hole in Ground, Mr. President.
I'm cooking some up in the lab as we speak
Hello I'm Kristi Noem, the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas
They should probably try looking under a solar panel
Anyway who has more contempt for New Yorkers, the Schneps family or the shady Uber-backed astroturf group operating under a false name?
I'm sitting here picking up mistake and Ami just skeeted it out bsky.app/profile/amid...
We all know abut the Verizon store, which sells phones, across the street from the false and demonic the Ver€rt store, which sells keys that open gates to unimaginable suffering
Love too salute the famous New York City flag, which of course says "NYC" on it. You salute it by grabbing your crotch and yelling "Dollar slice boyyyyy"
Love too shop at my favorite stores, the Ver€rt store, AM and ZIBA
AMNewYork ran an advertorial from the people shilling for the governor's car insurance proposal to reduce compensation for crash victims and the photo for it, which could easily just have been a regular file photo of city streets, is pretty clearly AI garbage www.amny.com/sponsored/ne...
The Pelicans have traded shooting guard Markwayne Mullin for 2 first round picks and a player to be named later
I literally just said that out loud in the office
Parker waited over half-an-hour for the Bx36 bus on Tremont Avenue, one of the slowest buses in the country.
Mayor Mamdani is hoping to revive a busway project that was shelved by the Adams administration — so long as the federal government doesn't get in his way. youtube.com/shorts/Ft_24...
If there's one thing I know about Donald Trump, it's that the man wants nothing more than for people to forge deep connections with one another
Damn it rocks that the Health and Human Services secretary is like "My job is to fight demons and ill humours"
The price of having a very large Statue of Liberty tattoo is that you are legally required to tell Europeans how to find the Statue of Liberty when they ask you
Finally, the first published profile of the best Neil Young interpreters in the world is here nygroove.nyc/real-young-l...
No one on my train knows I’m about to publish a profile of Real Young & Lazy Horse
They're not just open for anyone to climb into. Please be regular
Jesus Christ man why are you saying that
We're gonna get secure bike parking finally
It's taken almost ten years to get the whole thing any real investment, but Zohran Mamdani is proposing to spend $25 million on secure bike parking, finally letting the city join backwaters like London and Paris in offering the common sense amenity nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/03/05/l...
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 2, Episode 1: Grounded for Life
Bad for the Jews
Been going through Liman's congestion pricing ruling from yesterday and it is nice to see some epic legal writing coming in a decision that goes your way as opposed to being stuck in a dissent: "It is difficult to imagine more arbitrary and capricious decisionmaking than that at issue here."