The detectives will be standing around like morons and she will walk up with a tablet and be like "I found a video of the crime being committed and here is the criminal's government name and current location." Fire everyone else.
Present day Law & Order is terrible but the most frustrating part is that this queen solves the crime for those dummies every week and never gets credit.
My identifier was "writer for mightybigtv.com" LOL
I love when Survivor shows that Time magazine cover story by @poniewozik.bsky.social from season one because I am quoted in the article time.com/archive/6741...
Me, sitting alone in my living room: And that's why you don't come for MY QUEEN! #iykyk
Caught the last few seconds of Family Feud and one of the survey questions was how many hot dogs you could eat in ten minutes and I yelled out TWO and my husband yelled out TEN! And I said TEN??? But now I kind of want him to try.
They are normally like "Social Media and Depression" and "Nurses Should Get Paid More" (they are nursing students). Anyway, it was a bright light for me this week so maybe it will be for you too.
My 1st semester students had to propose research topics this week and usually they are exactly what you would expect but this semester they were like (paraphrasing) "Billionaires Are Bad, Actually" and "Immigration Policy Is Dumb and Cruel" and "But What If We Just Had A Revolution?"
Put Cookie Fleck's post-injury walk to test out her knee in the Louvre. RIP Catherine O'Hara.
I just can't figure out how Tameka thought my email (which is my last name and first name) is hers. At multiple locations.
There's a lady named Tameka who thinks my email address is hers so I get her Walgreen's receipts and her credit score updates. Anyway, her credit score just improved and I'm proud of her. Wish I could tell her but I don't have her email.
Some co-workers were talking about how Kate Hudson stopped Botox and fillers and gained weight for Song Sung Blue and I blurted out, "A hero for our time!" and I'm pretty sure they thought I was serious.
I found out that the Wegmans in NYC sells Bison Dip even though the ones in Syracuse do not. It's widely available in Rochester and Buffalo but VERY hard to find in Syracuse. Between this and the shady biometric data collection practices (possibly more serious), I'm preparing a class action lawsuit.
There are many reasons why I couldn't be an ED doctor or nurse BUT IF I WERE, I would definitely be the person who would gently put my hands over the hands of someone doing CPR for too long and then shake my head no and whisper, "Time of death: 1345".
Got my kids a game called Outfox the Fox and it's pretty fun in a Balderdash bluffing way but for some reason, my brain decided the name of the game is Fuck the Fox and my prudish children do NOT like it when I call it that.
It's very catchy! Also "tens of people" is inherently hilarious.
In case you were wondering why I send New Year's Eve alone. I am not fit for polite company.
Things I had to explain to my children when they joined me at 11:50 last night to watch the countdown: Russell Wilson, Ciara, Rita Ora and why she's the number one Who, Taika Waititi, Who? Weekly, Whos vs. Thems. Then I sang the Rita Ora song and we counted down. Efficient use of that 10 minutes.
In case you were like, "But doesn't it snow there all the time?" Not this much! Also, it's still snowing and just got an alert that we can expect up to 7 inches more snow Friday night.
Others were also playing Bitch I Might Be yesterday, courtesy of syracuse.com -- 26 inches of snow in a day, more on the way.
Played a fun game while driving home tonight called "Bitch, I might be!" where I ask myself if I'm in a lane and on the road and then answer "Bitch, I might be!"
I made soft pretzel bites, spicy cheese dip, and focaccia from scratch but bought salad in a bag with bottled dressing for Christmas Eve with the family, and that tells you everything you need to know about my priorities.
Watching Knives Out (the original) on Prime and it looks so weird. Almost like motion smoothing is on so it looks like a soap opera? But I checked other movies on Prime and they look fine. So strange.
You can never make me mad about Cirie on any show. She can be on every season from now on and I'm fine with it. But I agree that I would rather have another Second Chances type season.
Also hilarious to me that they cast so heavily from post-40 but the promo mostly features the pre-40 returners. Do they have regrets about their casting choices?
Stop subskying me.
I've had When Harry Met Sally on the brain these past few days and today at the bookstore, I thought of Carrie Fisher saying, "There's someone staring at you in Personal Growth."
65 is humane. 60 is ridiculous. Also, old leaky house and windows = drafts! I have on many layers and 2 blankets and I'm still cold! And I'm not a cold person!
House felt a little chilly so I checked the thermostat: 61F. I turned it up to 65 and husband said I was weak and that when he wakes up, it is 60. Pls back me up that 61 is not a normal in-house temperature when it is below freezing outside.
Told my boss that 1) today went too hard and we should really soft launch the week after a holiday and 2) that a group of people were "too soft" for my GenX constitution because they wanted the free filtered water my workplace provides to be colder. I'm a freaking delight.
