some folks are jumping in to comment that they don't want to know at all, which is totally fair - however, i posted this specifically curious about authors who DO use the "dead batteries" tag. this question was meant for those authors.
These little 5x7 buy-it-nows are dropping shortly! Check out my pinned post for the story behind this art! #OFMDCraftFair #FandomMarket
In less than an hour you can bid on this blanket my mom made for the #FandomMarket!
Ed and Stede Look of Love original artwork by Die #1348
Lovely Frames distance shot original artwork by Die #1347
Original cat bell Ed artwork by Die #1343
Just ahead of the next craft fair drop here's my original artwork I've donated:
1) Cat bell Ed www.32auctions.com/organization... (only 1 bid so far!)
2) Lovely frame distance shot www.32auctions.com/organization...
3) Ed and Stede look of love www.32auctions.com/organization... (not $30 yet!) 1/
IN LESS THAN ONE HOUR
#fandommarket
#ourflagmeansdeath
Conte drawing of Stede tucking Ed's red silk into Ed's vest.
Conte drawing of Stede tucking Ed's red silk into his vest, on white background.
It's happening soon! Fine Things Conte Drawing, 5.5x8.5" on mixed media paper will be available at www.32auctions.com/fandommarket...
#fandommarket #ofmdart #ourflagmeansdeath #crew4life
For those of you with Time Zone Anxiety: the new drop is in TWO HOURS
(but bear with us—we have to manually unhide things and add restock amounts so it’ll take us a few mins for it all to be live!)
i think this brings up some important questions. like, how much do authors even want to know? i imagine it's probably different for every author, tho. that could be why readers hesitate to say much, i'm sure most thoughtful people don't wanna cross any boundaries by mistake
I think it would be really funny if someone bought a pair of these OFMD-inspired oven mitts I made and them used them for a Samba cooking class 🥰
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A photo of a whole bunch of crocheted pufferfish keychains in all different colors
BAG OF FRIENDS FOR YOU TOMORROW
March 9 restocks: 1023 Fishy Cat Toy by Pastor_of_Muppets 1052 Sned and Snede Lino Cut Print by ramsay_baggins 1067 Murder Widows Magnet Set by Caly 1159 Gentlebeard Paper Lantern by Nikki (AsYouWish311) 1190 Custom Engraved Leather Keychain by Littlefingies 1213 Mermaids! Ed's Rescue by Zigster 1214 Stede's Joyous Passive Aggression by Zigster 1215 Ed Teach's Slutty Little Waist Trio by Zigster 1243 Fuck Ice Pirate Metal Keychain by Lilac Dreams 1244 Ice Out Pirate Metal Keychain by Lilac Dreams 1275a Crocheted Dicks by Pastor_of_Muppets 1275b Crocheted Dicks w/ Catnip by Pastor_of_Muppets 1313 Wee John's Pincushion Dollies by Juniper 1317 Patch: Choice of OFMD Design by Littlefingies 1318 Gentlebeard pop up zine by Ollie 1359 Break the Ice Print by sonorawent 1401 Crochet Seagull Keychain by PigeonKweenCrochet 1485a Rosy Maple Moth Pet Bandana by Gemma 1498 Cross Stitched Needle Minders by moosh 1578 Mystery Meat Chapstick Holder by Andy 1651 Set of Collaged Buttons by Katie (loopydangerfrog)
RESTOCKS COMING TOMORROW (so you can get ready to grab them):
#fandommarket
“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”
-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥
lmao yes
I have some more listings in this drop!
Item 1666 - 10 little kraken Eds available for buy it now 🐙❤️
Item 1716 - another shawl, this one inspired by the cursed suit!
Item 1717 (a very auspicious listing) - a MerStede water bottle holder 🧜♂️
Stede “Low Cut Shirt” Bonnet and Edward “Crop Top Jacket” Teach, I adore you both 😭
Who's ready for a preview of what's dropping tomorrow?? Get ready for eight screenshots of our hidden items (because 32auctions is NOT GREAT AT LETTING US SEE STUFF)
these are LONG pics... but they'll give you a peek!
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a year ago I started taking ceramics classes bc I think it's good for me to be utter dogshit at things, but I actually really love how this bowl turned out--enough that I felt brave enough to submit it for the craft fair! Soon, you can own your very own NOT utter dogshit purple bowl, made by me 💜
tomorrow: free him
terrible 😒 all of these stories are VERY bad
The bells are ringing, the pews are filling and Father Stede awaits for the penitant to make their ardant confessions....and offers a few of his own.
archiveofourown.org/works/708153...
we love transformative works in this fandom, so here's one more:
for every $10 donated to the craft fair shipping fund, you can get a raffle entry to win AN AMIGURUMI GOOFY CHICKEN (wip pictured)
just donate to the OFOF kofi, then submit your receipt/confirmation here: forms.gle/P7Jin8oX2BCs...
OUR LIGHT MELTS ICE
# 1543
Stained glass
Molotov cocktail
made with Love
And a scrap of depression robe fabric
Some detail shots in different lighting
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#FandomMarket
#OFMD
#Ofmdfanart
Listen to a record. Pet your cat. Have some tea. Do anything to remind yourself that other things exist outside of our current situation. It’ll keep.
BRUH you know if i lived closer, i'd do this with you on the regular
1631a-e signed art print by gypsy taylor
1216a/b midnight merstede sketches by hayley egan
NEW FROM OUR BELOVED CREATIVE TEAM...
Search the item numbers to find them!! Five from Gypsy and two from Hayley!!
www.32auctions.com/fandommarket...
#fandommarket
The title card for "pirates in waiting and storms to be tamed" by suchgreatheights. Graphic compilation created by jackuntiljune. A glowing lighthouse pierces the dark sky. Broad, messy brushstrokes cover the canvas, leaving drips of paint in their wake. The image is moody—broody, even—reminiscent of sapphires Ed's Blackbeard painting style. Fuchsia paint has been splattered over a corner of the canvas, a lighter, whimsical break from all the serious artist business.
crop of tuka's art from chapter 3 of "pirates in waiting and storms to be tamed", aka ed pov of sapphires. stede is reclined back against a bed looking stunned while he stares up at ed, who's hovering over him. ed looks like he is about to either lose his mind or devour stede like a five-course meal or both. there's a speech bubble over ed's head that reads "Are you into me?" with an underline under 'me' for emphasis.
happy saturday! do you feel like reading everything that was happening in sapphires ed's buzzy brain the first time he and stede hooked up? now you can! :D ch 3 of sapphires ed pov is live 💕
all my love to @tukinky.bsky.social again for the stunning art 😍 enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/78611981
Rhys with a pink background and a forearm on a pink table, saluting with the other hand
Daily Darby
black and white screenshot of edward teach from ofmd s2 with post by @wormsical (on tumblr): ✔️ tortured by Voices ✔️ cursed by god ✔️ small waist ✔️ criminal record ✔️ died once Diagnosis: babygirl
