Your girlfriend giving you your favorite plushie with a strap on as a new “boyfriend”. She needs you to train your ass for her so you can take her bitch breaker horse cock, so you end up bouncing on your boyfriend while she strokes herself completely enjoying seeing you debase yourself for her.
🫂
It feels genuinely impossible to describe to anyone who doesn't have autism-ADHD complex just how destructive having An Appointment is to my ability to do anything useful
*Pets pets pets*
There's not many really. Like Giratina for the gen 4 legendaries kinda. Darkrai for Cresselia. Galarian Corsola to the normal one. You can stretch the definition for Alolan Marowak a little. It's not particularly common.
I saw the og Silent Hill in a shop today and it was £200!!!!! That's too much, I don't care how good or rare or whatever it is 200 fucking pounds ain't happening. You're competing with emulation and I'd just do that . Crazy prices on some games.
Good job working to feminize yourself, bun! <3
Almost certainly true 😨
lrp: fucking shot on sight in broad daylight, I'm gonna cry forever /pos
Swirling yuri in a wine glass and sniffing it.
Sets it back on the table, disappointed
“Waiter, you told me this yuri was toxic. Clearly, you gave me supportive and affirming yuri by mistake. Take it back. And don’t you dare look at me in the eyes, girl.”
Nami & Robin 🥛💦
Can always go harder :)
Thinking about a super hot lady who can't stand me, absolutely hates my guts, yet is overwhelmed by an animalistic desire to fuck me, use me, ruin me and she's gonna make it as horrible and uncomfortable for me as possible. 🥰
Taking a sub for a naked and blindfolded exhibitionist walk through the park. You put their ID in their mouth and tell them if they drop it you’ll abandon them there, helpless, until the morning
(You won’t, and it’s a blank plastic card, but they don’t know that🤭)
Yippeeeeeee!
🥴
aaaaaaa cute, I want one 🥺
Bimbofication but where the smarter you think you are the dumber you get.
At first you aren't confident in your intelligence, but any time you do something a little clever you get a thrill of self satisfaction and just a little more air headed.
Soon everything seems so much simpler than before.
Cool name *nods nods*
Nah they totally are imo. smth smth gender fluid joke here
Hologram Jacinthe laying nude on a table except her fishnets and gloves. Her crotch is pixelated out. Lebanne is gripping the table and thrusting into a toy placed inside the hologram.
When your girlfriend only lets you fuck her hologram😔
You signed up for a shady deal, all your holes, genitals, nipples, everything was connected to magic onaholes. You serve clients anytime and get easy pay. But the company went under and sold off your holes for cheap. Now they’re lost but you’re stuck sucking dick for strangers forever without pay
pred who only reforms *you*, you're the only one allowed to come back from their guts because you're *special*, you're *theirs*, you will always come back, but those friends you keep feeding them? gone for good...
A tier 4 request one-off page
happy birthday!
A magic glory hole that connects your stall to portals all over the world. You spend all day sucking the cocks of strangers and letting them use your holes, and there’s never a lack of customers. Some even like to use you as a urinal, peeing in the hole and leaving you to clean up or drink it all
stupid ass boyfriend didnt lock his door.
so like, he deserves this basically =w=
THAT WAS THE FUCKING VIBES I WAS GETTING FROM IT, I knew there was smth
Think someone teasing me and flirting with me about all the noises my stomach is making would fix me actually.
Anything can happen in a dream - including being fed so many thick, fluffy pancakes that you transform into a much bigger, fatter rodent with telekinetic powers (to facilitate eating even more pancakes, of course). It'd be tricky to recreate all of that in real life, but not IMPOSSIBLE, right...?
