Jack

First time playing TOTK and why did nobody tell me about this maraca shaking qt!?

Absolute nothing, once you believe in his power 🙃

A handwritten letter on lined paper addressed “Dear Neighbour,” explaining that governments have failed to solve the world’s problems but God’s Kingdom will. Accompanied by a Jehovah’s Witnesses pamphlet titled “What Is God’s Kingdom?” Signed, “your neighbour.”

🚨 breaking news 🚨

my neighbour has discovered and shared the solution to crime, war, sickness & economic hardship is God.

Friendly reminder that ACOTAR was written by a Zionist who depicts Irish people as wild animals.

Can we please think before shoving poorly written tripe at each other? 😩

Thank youuuuuu 🥰

Never been so happy to smell spring in the air and see the squirrels quarrelling in the garden 🙂‍↕️

The NYT style guide

The phrase “preemptive strike” is as insulting as when we were sold “humanitarian pauses” in the middle of a live-streamed genocide. The powerful looking you straight in the face and telling you your common sense simply doesn’t matter.

Self-proclaimed “liberal” Mark Carney: nuclear power is a gift, and also Iran is the aggressor, not the country that’s actively dismantling its neighbours.

For the record - I despise the Iranian regime, which has imprisoned and tortured friends and colleagues.
But I do not want to see Tehran or anywhere else bombed by fascists, rapists, paedophiles and genocidaires seeking to launder their reputations and political positions.
War - all war - is bad.

Genocide in Palestine. US bombing Iran. My timeline: people posting about going to see Scream 7.

Some of ye are remarkably consistent, I’ll give ye that.

Not me watching someone on TikTok discover Hollywood by Madonna for the first time. I feel ancient now 🙃

Well, I got the offer! Taking the evening to savour in the moment before handing in my notice 😁

Anyone else watching The Burbs? Having a meta moment after copping that it’s literally the Desperate Housewives set, and the lad who played Preston is in this show as a cop.

Just started to play Ori and the Will of the Wisps. My metroidvania obsession is growing (thanks Hollow Knight)

Sin é, we need this winning energy for the rest of the matches! Ar aghaidh linn! 💪🏼

You know it’s a good start to the weekend when Ireland are 29–7 up on England in their own gaff and the Fields of Athenry is ringing round Twickenham.

Lovely stuff 😎 #M6N #IREvENG

I want OG RHONY level energy, like Sonja understood the assignment.

Watching RHOBH and wondering are the taglines still as iconic as they used to be or is it all a bit cringe now?

I find her story so much more horror focused, you’re in for a treat!

Lana said whoopsie daisy yoohoo and declared it a nicotine patch wearing White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter summer 🙂‍↕️

Same here, I’m having to put it down every 30 minutes or so to avoid frustration 😂

It’s so good, my entire 3 days off may be spent playing this 👀

Perfect way to enjoy PTO ☀️

Tabby cat on sunny windowsill with backlit ears, intensely focused on something off-camera (pancake mix)

I’ve got my best paws supervising the Pancake Tuesday setup! Maintaining the Catholic tradition of minimal enjoyment by sticking to sugar and lemon juice as my only condiments.

That one sent me to the pits cos it never aired in Ireland growing up, so I was like wtf is this and how did anybody think it was ok?

Right!? The most frustrating thing to watch was how little all of the “judges” had little to say about the trauma their show inflicted and how much they spoke about how upsetting it was to be fired 🙄

That ANTM doc was a lot. The producers saying “we told them it’s a documentary” and “they knew we’d film everything” like it absolves them completely.

They’re discussing young women being sexually harassed like it’s an Animal Planet show.. revolting

Right? It made the hour go by quickly at least 💀