I can eventually move to Québec, oui?
17.01.2026 19:49
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Me holding a dead skunk
Selfie in a shirt that says “oui oui faguette”
I guess there is a trend going around where you show you in 2016 vs you in 2026. You kids and your shticks, keeping me young. 😊
Anywho here I am in 2016 holding a dead skunk and me in 2026 idk… being a faggot. 🤷🏻♂️ I’d like to think there was a glow up for both of us.
17.01.2026 14:08
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Picture with my butt out.
In other news I shaved my butt for the first time since 2010.
Is this….midlife crisis? 💁🏻♂️🦋
13.01.2026 14:33
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🥵 *respectfully
12.01.2026 13:01
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Me scowling in black and white.
It’s Monday again, in’nit? 😒
“Happy” #MCM beautiful Bluesky folks. I’m sure we are all dreading the return to work even if you weren’t off for the holiday. Anyways, let’s get this bread.
05.01.2026 12:31
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If you enjoy a chore simulator, fuck it up sis.
01.01.2026 18:16
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Ugh. That’s so annoying. I’d call that a mild red flag, but I can’t say I haven’t experienced that before. The one guy who works the front desk at my OrangeTheory loves to weaponize his incompetence. “Hmmm I’m not sure, why don’t you come back later and ask the manager?” But….but I’m here now…
31.12.2025 15:15
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MA has moved from reluctant to maybe status people, this is not a drill!!! 🚨 🚨 🚨
31.12.2025 15:08
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Me flexing
One last workout in 2025!
31.12.2025 12:11
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I feel like I should start posting more wholesome content…. but until that time I guess here’s another JO video 🫠
14.12.2025 15:48
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Me holding my erect penis.
Whelp…we made it. Happy #fcf folks! 😅
12.12.2025 12:51
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Naked pic of me.
Happy #thirstythursday or is it #thighthursday? Idk. All I know is the week is almost over and I’ve posted every day so far. Go me!
Promise I’ll take pics in other locations than the gym locker room soon 😅
11.12.2025 16:25
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Me naked on my bed.
Better late than never I suppose! 😅
Happy #humpday folks!
10.12.2025 21:54
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Me shirtless flexing.
Happy #tummytuesday. One thing they don’t tell you about losing 170lbs is the aftermath it leaves on your body in both positive and negative ways. My stomach is definitely an area I’m super self conscious about. BUT thanks to y’all and exposure therapy, I’m starting to build that confidence.
09.12.2025 13:56
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Thanks! It was a fun little arts and crafts project I did a couple years ago. I’m sure some collector was mortified at the fact I bought a vintage miss piggy puppet and decapitated her but 🤷🏻♂️.
08.12.2025 16:55
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It most certainly is 😅
08.12.2025 16:49
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Selfie in front of the wall of misfit art.
Happy #mcm folks! It’s another week…. Idk if I’m ready for it buuuuut oh well! 😅
08.12.2025 16:29
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Well now I’m feeling a certain way…. God damn
06.12.2025 15:08
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When daddy Wesker sashayed into the fog!
02.12.2025 19:04
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I didn’t post anything the other day…or the day before… 😬 sooooo here’s a jerkoff vid from a couple weeks ago…
K bye!!
02.12.2025 18:57
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Me with my dick out.
Alright let’s get this dinner over with. Bring on the wine!
27.11.2025 20:16
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Me laying with my parents dog.
Hey kids! Just a friendly reminder this holiday (and all) you don’t need to “earn” your fucking food! As someone navigating their relationship with health and fitness I hate that fucking narrative. Eating is one of the few joys of the human experience so don’t let anyone shame you over food. ILYSM!
27.11.2025 14:16
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Picture of my butt
Happy #humpday folks! The early morning post 5am workout pics keep coming apparently 😅
26.11.2025 12:29
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Repost with a photo of you on all 4s.
Ok I knew I had something in the vault….just didn’t expect it to be from my Friday the 13th photo spread 😅
25.11.2025 14:47
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Shut your dirty whore mouth!
24.11.2025 16:16
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B&W photo of me flexing.
A very steamy (Jesus Christ it was annoying to switch to black and white) post workout #mcm to all you beautiful folks. The compression gear was compressioning.
24.11.2025 16:15
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🥰 Good. Glad we could clear that up.
21.11.2025 17:30
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Monkey with a gun
You better be thinking about it in a positive way….
21.11.2025 17:26
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My dick
Happy #fcf folks! Been a min since I’ve participated but figured a post workout snapshot was appropriate.
Bonus feet content I suppose as well tho that one on the right looking awful hobbity…
Anywho, hope everyone had a great week and fun weekend plans ahead of them!
21.11.2025 12:17
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