Mead Hall Wench

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Don’t touch him! You don’t know where he’s been

Bardy!!! Be careful. Do you need it kissed better? (I won’t charge you) but in seriousness please go get your tetanus updated (it’s an evil illness) xx

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Hey! We may well be depraved but we are NOT a cesspit, I mean ok, the latrines are, but they are meant to be!!

What have you got planned for your holiday this year? Xx

So long as you had fun! That’s what matters. Anytime you wanna sing in the mead hall you’re very welcome

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Damnit now I really fancy a Bailey’s

Wouldn’t that just be. . . cream?!

Non . . . diabolic
I meant I’ll bring you something really delicious

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I’m suddenly feeling very special & important.
Thank you Sire I shall bring you a nice fluffy blanky for your knees & a large glass of something non-alcoholic

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Awww he cares . . .

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June so hopefully we’ll have dried out by then

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Up to their knees in mud & water

Weighed down by the mud in its fur

Depends do you want one with or without the Shetland attitude

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Of course he is he’s a Spanner*
I’m surprised he’s so clean though they’re usually mud-woppits at this time of year 🤣🤣

* spaniel

Morning Ash x

So long as they have coin to spend . . .

Oh and Tom Payne is a fantastic actor. I recommend his psychological crime drama Prodigal Son.

Ooh good film!

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Fabulous !

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Oh yay!!

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It’s all a bit bloody depressing though isn’t it.

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Who the F is this Devil person
I’m not sure I know him, is he one of Woden’s enemies?
In that case rejecting him would probably be a good idea.

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Drunken Brawlers welcome!

It’s a Mead Hall after all . . .

There is ALWAYS alcohol!