Hot Ramen 🍜

I'm obsessed with the alarm clock in my hotel room

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Yes hi hello

I can't wait to play GTA 6 for the plot

The plot:

If you're not ruining a friendship you're not playing it right

La palabra del dia #1157 3/6

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y no sabo muchos palabras español 😋

Introduce yourself with 4 video games

Shit you mean it's not "Omni-usha"??

Good to know! The Switch game was my first but I really enjoyed it. Looking forward to this now!

(Screenshot of tweet) Not the piercing artist agreeing with me that my ears are uneven, misshapen from one another, and that I have (in his words) "tiny, tiny lobes."

At least when I went back they said both my ears are "perfect" for an industrial 💅

cancer dream date is a thoughtful spaceship chef

I don't even know what this means but I love it

I did not know this about you, I hope to see and learn more!

Honestly f*ck ppl who specifically book a window seat and don't have their eyes glued to the window staring in wonder like a child during takeoff and landing ✈️

Fuck "unisex", I prefer "multisex"

Be the change you want to see in the world 😘

Every time Drag Race comes around it's like, you want me to learn 14 absurd names and properly associate them with people who have 3-4 drastically different looks every episode and I can't even remember the names of half the people I'm watching the show with

Patience is a virtue

"No alcohol sales until noon on Sundays" what hell is this? This is why I hate traveling for Christmas

Things my left hand does independently from my right hand: paint right hand fingernails

Things my left hand does well:

It makes it all the more jarring because it's like, I didn't even know your deadname was a boring white Christian name why do you still use this email

Is bluesky gay bashing me 🦋

Ah yes, the performative act of bothering to wear pants in case you have to stand up during a video call

Reviewing a training guide at work and I've never seen so many close-ups of handshakes between white dudes in suits.

Screenshot from a Pokémon game, where an NPC tells the player character "You and your Pokémon somehow resemble each other!" The player character's Pokémon is Garbodor, the Trash Heap Pokémon.

Me, putting myself out there on a new social media platform: