goblin warlock

return to eel

hacker: this firewall is plowing my ass

protagonist: english, please

hacker: this firewall is having gay sex with me

it’s always good to treat your body like a dumpster for a couple of days in a row so you can remember how good it feels to eat a vegetable

white slaves

marge

homer bart maggie lisa

simpsons on the tv bob dylan on the radio cigarette in my mouth hot lady on my thing. now that’s proper class right there.

doing white rapper hands

whitewashing a fence: wheee! yay! this is fun! hahaha!

has anyone seen my wallet

if you are white and you purchase this hat you go to heaven without question

it smiles like updog in here

what the fuck is bladee

are there any oldheads on here i want to see some pictures of food

are there any women with huge boobs on here who want to marry me?

If it doesn’t come directly from aliens or a group of guys who live in wire filled RV’s it’s fucking fake and I don’t trust it

let’s get real contact. cmon. giant ufo landing on the national mall.

rainbow over the tetons

waiting in line for backcountry permits doing cell bio homework how we doing today folks

id be so pissed if the way we find out aliens are real is through a congressional hearing. boring

i am developing schizophrenia

i love literature

does anyone know what the most evil crystal is? working on my psychic ray

that barbie movie was so good! can't wait to get home and watch some porno

i am

@silly.bsky.social

I think Elon Musk should be institutionalized and sterilized.

king crimson in the court of the crimson king