Sky

& a happy new year

sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell

Guys I wanna like it here so bad

Not to be a hater…. But I hate

Oh

You’re literally so hot

Absolutely! A vitamin d deficiency can literally make you feel so fucked and exhausted

Yes!! It feels STICKY I don’t like it at all
But goddamn I loveeee the way girls look with lip gloss what a L

See if your Dr can prescribe you a vitamin d pill that you only take once a week it’s so much easier

I love the way lip gloss looks but I HATE the way it feels when it’s on :((((

Shoutout to the random guy who sent me $50 to listen to an album

Tony soprano, big pussy, Italian guy, other Italian guy, the chef Italian guy, the fat Italian guy, and Junior!

OMG

But its only $40 a day
You can’t NOT go And it’s alllll day long like that’s just your life until it’s done

Jury duty and it’s not even close

If there’s one thing about me it’s that I can go a whole movie without learning the names of any of the characters

Any time!!!

Shakespeare would’ve loved White Chicks

🙃I’m so sorry

Slipping through my fingers

Good morning

I need drafts on here

Photographers who post high quality photos but don’t care if the person in the photo looks like shit are the worst

I’m sexist I only respect women

Best face card

Live from my bedroom it’s Saturday night

No offense but I wanted atleast of them to die

Omg yay!!

I hate starting from scratch on an app
Where are all of my people?!