RIP Country Joe McDonald. I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-to-Die Rag a regular in the 6th Form Centre alongside all that prog rock and jazz funk.
08.03.2026 17:23
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RIP Country Joe McDonald. I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-to-Die Rag a regular in the 6th Form Centre alongside all that prog rock and jazz funk.
Not just Yorkshire and not grudging. Any more bollocks, Alan?
listen, I know you have to promise insane things on covers to get people to read a book anymore but I don’t think this level of false advertising is sustainable
Do the same people who go to the shit goth nights go to these hellish get-togethers?
Refusing to mourn the middle class childhood I never had and at such a late age finding out how others are able to visualise, now realising Whizzer & Chips was about my level. So stick yer children's books up yer arse!
Bilston's true identity revealed - "Why did Morrissey write this poem?"
OK, but what are Keir Starmer's (flute) influences?
Then choke on your own vomit, loser!
Keir Starmer's pledge for no more illegal wars
Never forget.
Starmer announces intention to get Channel 4 docudrama Dirty Business into schools. "It's about getting mothers and daughters to discuss the harm done by flushing sanitary towels away with the raw sewage going into our rivers and seas. And stopping dogs from pooing on beaches."
In 1972, David Bowie changed the world of music forever when he performed Starman on TOTP and put his arm around Mick Ronson. Two years later, Chelsea changed the world of football forever with this classic photo before playing Stoke City.
I always pronounce "Sedaka" (RIP) like Paul Gascoigne pronounced "Senegal". I also pronounce Senegal like Paul Gascoigne pronounced... and Lineker like Mick Channon pronounced "the boy Line Acre".
Early Doors.
Got some plumbing puns lined up for her first speech in Parliament? "It's been a real wrench to leave my old life" "I've been in some rooms stinking of putrid shit that needs to be flushed away in my working life but this one takes the biscuit" etc.
“Family voting” is it now? Not so much Matt Goodwin as Matt Badloser.
Yes, either pictures or from stories about me which my mother used to repeat. I don't know whether the stories were for my benefit as she realised I couldn't access these memories or whether they were merely to entertain those present when she told them. I always felt embarrassed by them.
When your siblings try to grieve with you about your recently deceased mother. "Your memories?" - "I know facts about my times with her but I can't bring them into my thoughts like you can. It's like when I try to imagine a purple dinosaur juggling on top of a bouncy ball!" #SDAM
It would drive me mad if I heard the same track twice in a week.
I always associate it with Cornwall.
Here's a Bluesky type of thing. Which songs do you delete from albums when creating playlists? e.g. Clap from The Yes Album and I Want You from Blood & Chocolate.
16% each?
Gordon Brown today explained his astonishing decision to bring his bitter rival Peter Mandelson back into the cabinet as business secretary, saying: "Corrupt people are needed for corrupt times."
Sorry, Lucy Mangan. My Saturday jobs were pretty lonely. Maybe I wasn't enthusiastic enough.
Enjoying my conversations with AI.
Dinner parties are like jury rooms. You just sit there and let the most articulate bullshitters bore you to death.
I think they've decided not to have an Aphantasia Awareness Day this year. Can't imagine why.
I've seen two takes this week which conclude that though I'm officially a boomer, I'm too young to be a *real* boomer. Which is a relief after being told last week that everyone over 60 is a boomer.
