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Joseph Hazard

@thewritingroo

Writer, doodler, vaguely funny weirdo who pretends to be a kangaroo on the internet. Bi/Poly, partners all filled. He/Him

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Beat up every transphobe they deserve it

09.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*taps bat in hand rythmically*

Just wanna talk to them. And maybe their kneecaps…

08.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hey look a fun history lesson!

06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 14797 πŸ” 5030 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 66

Enchanted Parks announcement?

05.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same batty. Very much same

03.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a dragon with the words dishonor on you dishonor on your cow ALT: a cartoon of a dragon with the words dishonor on you dishonor on your cow
01.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon drawing of a dragon and a pony with hearts on the wall ALT: a cartoon drawing of a dragon and a pony with hearts on the wall
01.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good news: Demetri Martin got a laugh out of me with β€œI think Jesus was the first scarecrow.”

26.02.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can always tell how bad my depression is by how much I laugh at stand-up comedy specials.

On an unrelated note, I’ve listened to five comedy albums today and haven’t once laughed. I’m sure I’m fine.

26.02.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Edgar Allen Poe looking closer at a piece of paper

Edgar Allen Poe looking closer at a piece of paper

26.02.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course! Looking forward to more of your art

26.02.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThink of the shareholders.”

Bitch, the shareholders aren’t working for a pittance. The shareholders aren’t having to down ibuprofen like candy and taking baths so their bones stop hurting. The shareholders aren’t having their dreams and ambitions smashed to tiny fragments one clock-in at a time.

26.02.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(1) If everyone is consenting, and
(2) Everything is legal, and
(3) Nobody is being hurt, then
(4) It isn’t my goddamn business.

25.02.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 1163 πŸ” 340 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 9

You have such lovely art, it’s good to find new artists to enjoy!

26.02.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As a man: burn this motherfucker to the ground, gather his ashes, stomp on them, and then grind them up to use as fertilizer. That guy is a condesending asshat, and I’m sorry you had to deal with him.

25.02.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When you have an audience or a business you have to ensure that you always provide a lot more value to people than you extract from them. If you don't then, long term, it all breaks down.

Young people I talk to today...they feel like the whole entire world has broken this contract with them.

25.02.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 3488 πŸ” 354 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 26

Wow, that’s a dick move on their part

24.02.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good. Also, fuck the Department of Education for attempting to pull this bullshit in the first place, and fuck this whole racist, shitty administration. And fuck ICE, while I'm at it, because that's just an evergreen at this point.

18.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 2001 πŸ” 307 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 3
A somewhat janky digital rendering of the 60s version of the USS Enterprise rendered in greenish grays with orange highlights on the front of the nacelles and the deflector dish. There is a burst of whooshing rays behind it but the background is the default natural paper color I’ve been using and not space black. Reddish-orange text around the ship set in a Star Trek TOS font reads β€˜Maybe it will happen today’.

A somewhat janky digital rendering of the 60s version of the USS Enterprise rendered in greenish grays with orange highlights on the front of the nacelles and the deflector dish. There is a burst of whooshing rays behind it but the background is the default natural paper color I’ve been using and not space black. Reddish-orange text around the ship set in a Star Trek TOS font reads β€˜Maybe it will happen today’.

25.04.2025 13:27 πŸ‘ 1614 πŸ” 300 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 15
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Fuck ICE, come and get me bitches! πŸ–•πŸ€¬πŸ–•

17.02.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Some digital hand lettering swooping out into extruded 3D shapes from the right to left and angled down a bit. It’s colored in very mites tones of grayish-blueish-pinkish with some faint yellow glow behind. Of course it reads β€˜Maybe it will happen today’.

Some digital hand lettering swooping out into extruded 3D shapes from the right to left and angled down a bit. It’s colored in very mites tones of grayish-blueish-pinkish with some faint yellow glow behind. Of course it reads β€˜Maybe it will happen today’.

16.02.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 1208 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6
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Ugh...

16.02.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Going to be looking for work soon, if anyone has any leads on an animation position. Retakes, in house, traditional and puppets!

15.02.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 435 πŸ” 183 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

They used to call you the Drift King, now they call you the Vino Reale.

Your wine isn’t for everyone, since it varies from person to person.

13.02.2026 11:10 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good. Bring it all down. Drag all of these abusive monsters out into the daylight and destroy them.

Like, come on. We're waiting.

12.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 1446 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 14
Three spidermans meme, captioned β€œPharmacy: we need prior authorization”, β€œInsurance: we don’t have anything pending”, and β€œDoctor: we didn’t get a request”.

Three spidermans meme, captioned β€œPharmacy: we need prior authorization”, β€œInsurance: we don’t have anything pending”, and β€œDoctor: we didn’t get a request”.

The current state of me trying to get my ADHD meds.

12.02.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Man taking notes with glasses on the end of his nose

Man taking notes with glasses on the end of his nose

11.02.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been about 5 days since I last had my ADHD meds due to an insurance screw-up, and I’m struggling so much.

11.02.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a striped shirt is looking at a menu while a woman looks on ALT: a man in a striped shirt is looking at a menu while a woman looks on
11.02.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.02.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 4452 πŸ” 1232 πŸ’¬ 127 πŸ“Œ 60