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OH. Hi! 😂 what have you been up to?

Seriously though. See that corpse? That was you bro. Those people were you RIGHT NOW. Go the fuck home. It's literally too dangerous to remove their bodies. That is not a place you should be, not if you want to remain, you know, a living creature.

Person: I really want to go on this Rollercoaster.
Me: I should warn you, 9 people died on it last year and 18 the year before.
Person: really!?
Me: yeah, you can even use some of their corpses to mark how far along the ride is.
Person: how is this still a thing people do?
This is about Mt Everest.

Damien: Meeeh!
Me, boiling ramen: this isn't for you.
Damien: ma-Raow!
Me: I'm allowed to make food without sharing it with you!
Having full conversations with your cat at 1am be like.

I'm doing great! I have no idea who you are lol I tried looking on your page but couldn't find your face. Feel free to dm if you don't want to say publicly. Your mimic box was super cool.

Inb4, he only goes outside in our fenced in back yard alongside the dogs with human supervision to torment bugs and eat grass for like ten minutes at a time. No chance of injury to local wildlife or himself (unless you count ants). Is fully treated for pests and parasites by a vet as well. All safe!

Damien, screaming at the back door: Meeh!
Me: you can't go outside, it's wet.
Damien: -shows me his belly-
Me: that's very cute but it's still wet.
Belly for reference. His meows sound like a goat.

Nyem

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Let me be clear that Illinois will protect you and your care.

I'll keep fighting to make sure Illinoisans and those who come to our state can receive the care they need from the providers they trust.

@nillex.bsky.social @zeitrif.bsky.social

Very normal, Miss Mae.

My disabled cat’s legs look like bad AI when she tries to loaf. That mess is hers, she just finished pulling mush from the bowl and eating it directly off the table for some reason.

I love that the same people who had pictures of nooses with “hang in there Obama” on their trucks and chanted “hang Mike pence” at their insurrection are so up in arms about seashells.

I'm gonna need more information on what is going on with eurovision this year lol

My partners are so cute

We're about 3 lines deep into the "first they came for" poem. It's not a very long poem, folks

🎯

Other countries are like why does America get the pope AND the antiChrist???

From cradle to career, we're investing in every child’s future, and it’s paying off.

Thanks to historic investments, Illinois jumped to #4 in Pre-K to 12th Education according to US News & World Report.

All part of our mission to make our state the best to raise a family in.

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

But we all know they quiet part is they want accountability & punishment for others but not for themselves. That’s why it’s pointless to say things like “if Biden did this you’d demand impeachment”. They know that, they’re just hypocrites. We need to stop talking to them like they’re anything else.

I love that the “party of accountability” always seems genuinely shocked that their actions have consequences or that they are judged for what they say and do. Like ya’ll, that’s literally what accountability means. I know most repubs are illiterate but come on.

Panel 1: Shen is sitting up in bed looking at his watch, panicked, yelling "OH MY GOD I'M LATE FOR WORK!!!" Panel 2: Shen is sweating, hurriedly putting on a shirt and tie, holding a suit jacket in one hand and holding a toothbrush in his mouth. Panel 3: Shen is running with a suitcase, speed lines in the background. Panel 4: Shen is running into a building labeled "Drawing Yuri at Home In My Sweatpants"

A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.

Good thing he decorated the Oval Office with all that tacky gold shit from China before the tariffs kicked in.

cappuccino enjoying snacks 💫

So stoked for #Animinneapolis this weekend! We can’t wait to see everyone there! 🥰

Wait we can do better. #lucky