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Jessica Fletcher in the streets; Eve Simpson in the sheets. DMs encouraged

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What is one of your ultimate comfort movies?

It’s a holy Trinity of films I watched every weekend as a kid.

1. Funny Girl
2. Hello Dolly
3. Thoroughly Modern Millie

07.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!

07.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Jem - Twilight in Paris (7/187)
Jem - Twilight in Paris (7/187) YouTube video by TheMitigating

They had legit bops on bops.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wap...

07.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All the outfits from the main show look better in the lighting on Untucked #DragRace

07.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is truly one of the funniest episodes of Drag Race in herstory.

07.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The goodest

07.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is making a funny face in front of a neon lips sign . Alt: a man is making a funny face in front of a neon lips sign .

Why is this one of the funniest episodes of #DragRace in a long time?!

07.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll be in my office

07.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The laziest kind of lampshade writing

07.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds lovely! Recipe?

06.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

GLPeen-69 goes right to your systems.

06.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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When trade won’t leave after the session

06.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cinematic parallels

06.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's the natural progression for a person who was at one point very invested in waiting for tonight

06.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Movie poster for the comedy Dick

Movie poster for the comedy Dick

Fridays on Bluesky

06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I work at an academic institution so around Gen Z constantly and we get along just fine. They ask me a lot about what it was like to go to school in the 90s lol

06.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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two women are standing next to each other in a kitchen . Alt: two women are standing next to each other in a kitchen .
06.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Veronicas - ’Untouched’ (live for Like A Version)
The Veronicas - ’Untouched’ (live for Like A Version) YouTube video by triple j

I consider this a gift to me personally on my sobriety anniversary
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wva...

06.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As Dula Peep once sang, don't go out.

05.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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lady gaga is laying on a bed with a man laying on her lap and says " your boy has a jawline for days " Alt: lady gaga is laying on a bed with a man laying on her lap and says " your boy has a jawline for days "
05.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All while trying to load a gun to shoot them with her delusional sense of impunity

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a thin crust domino’s diva

05.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Altered mean girls meme with iconic sales lady saying now you could try CBS

Altered mean girls meme with iconic sales lady saying now you could try CBS

To Kristi Noem all I can say is

05.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a drag queen is wearing an american flag outfit and holding a red and white flag . Alt: a drag queen is wearing an american flag outfit and holding a red and white flag .

The employee

05.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Packaging of vanilla dip

Packaging of vanilla dip

Not just a food but also how I describe when white men break up with me.

05.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
McDonald’s CEO taking a tiny bite of burger

McDonald’s CEO taking a tiny bite of burger

If I send this to you after your drag number, it means I think you chewed. A little.

05.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!

05.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this the start of our NoirMale scene?!

05.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0