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@chrish2122

Please Abraham, I’m not that man. Just shootin’ the skeet. Oracle of Oklahoma 3rd Amendment Lover Founder of the BringBackthePack movement CB handle = Pocket Change Pop Tart Handler Police Academy fan account

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Turning Cody would be the way to go but idk if they want to do that yet.

07.03.2026 10:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It would kind of be a rehash of the crappy cena story but at least if Randy did something diabolical it would be Randy being Randy.

07.03.2026 10:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Randy has got to do something awful to Cody.

07.03.2026 10:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Barkwayne Mullin

06.03.2026 13:03 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

All the booze I drank is what helped me sleep the night before. Sweet sweet booze.

07.03.2026 08:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh got ya. Yeah it’s nasty out.

07.03.2026 00:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah she up in Tulsa area?

07.03.2026 00:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Man it’s a good soda.

07.03.2026 00:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you tried the new formula? Amazing!

07.03.2026 00:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess Mr Pibb is back and yall, it’s good.

06.03.2026 23:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Folks think being wrong is bad. Continually being wrong about the same thing is bad. If your only wrong once, guess what you did? You learned. And that’s not bad.

06.03.2026 23:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stay safe Oklahoma peeps. Shits thick.

06.03.2026 23:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Didn’t need my squintin ass to tell ya that. Lol

06.03.2026 23:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*at blocking uv rays.

06.03.2026 23:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I was right! I knew I had heard that somewhere

06.03.2026 23:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it has something to do with brown irises are better uv rays or something to that effect. Idk. 😂

06.03.2026 23:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

You, me, my kid all be having trouble seeing during an Oklahoma summer. Mine are around the same shade. Hers are a tad lighter. Some squintin mf’ers. 😂

06.03.2026 22:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner

07.02.2026 20:24 👍 1138 🔁 270 💬 62 📌 129

That’s what I’ve always said.

06.03.2026 21:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And brandtbertlandia will rise from the ashes.

06.03.2026 21:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤣 Idk what blackball is but Man those girls are good. Holy moly.

06.03.2026 20:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OU Ladies just can’t run with LSU. I saw them play each other live and it’s almost apples and oranges athlete wise.

06.03.2026 20:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Damn archaic trademark laws!

06.03.2026 20:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pimp of the Hardwood. Trademark, don’t steal it.

06.03.2026 20:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Those are the saddest folks in the world. For a team that they didn’t even like.

06.03.2026 20:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Idk I find it hard to listen to stuff like this when a year ago they were all hobnobbing with him at Jimmy Carter’s funeral.

06.03.2026 20:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s cool. We know he’s not.

06.03.2026 20:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I suppose your are right but it’s gonna be up there.

06.03.2026 20:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

anything sadder than a Bakersfield pimp?

06.03.2026 20:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gotta admit, wish I was a Dutch child. I wouldn’t eat that shit but the weed part is cool.

06.03.2026 20:26 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0