Comrade Di Re ☭

Of course. #FuckIsrael #StandWithIran

AMERICAN GI, YOU SUFFER IN HOT LOS ANGELES JUNGLE WHILE BACK HOME YOUR WIFE GET RAW DICK FROM MANY MEN AND SPEND YOUR MONEY. YOU DIE FOR ORANGE PRESIDENT WHILE THEY LAUGH AT YOU. GO HOME NOW YANKEE WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

Top three feelings, easy

Labour will just assume his lack of popularity is because he's too left wing, and you know what happens next

Call me in public? Get call cancelled, idiot

Actually it might have been 13 fortnights now I think about it

Do they mean permanently? The limit is already four weeks for the entire year. It used to be 13 in... 2013? I think? I spent quite a lot of time outside the country between 2015 and 2018 and affording it without my disability pension was painful

Got a new phone that has a 60x zoom, so I can photograph the Willy Wagtail on the power line on the other side of the road and actually be able to tell its a Willy Wagtail

I have no sink, and I must piss

I've had my doctors Google shit in front of me. Fine I guess, especially since I can always see what they're doing. If they ChatGPTd shit in front of me I'd lose my fucking mind

I haven't posted for a good while, so here's a photo of a dragon fruit flower I took just now

I cut the top off them, liberally salt and pepper, then shove the whole thing in my gob at once

God I fucking love that game. It's like the only shooter I play where I can consistently ruin my friend's day

I've been making friends with the Willy wagtails. There are two adults and one baby who harass me to feed them a mealworm or two each morning. Here's a photo of the baby chattering at me for his worm

Apparently a bunch of them have started advocating for boiling raw milk first....Louis Pasteur would be rolling in his grave

I haven't posted in a while but I still live, despite living being kinda dogshit. Thinking about turning permanent unemployment into doing game streaming or something, I dunno. Probably need one of those new 9800X3D CPUs though

Since 1998 I think. I don't use it anymore to create new accounts but I still have some accounts under that name I can't change

Kinda fucked up they named a rose that bears a passing resemblance to an exit wound "Mr Lincoln"

I haven't used this app in a full month, and I think it's because everyone on here is fairly agreeable and nice and I can't get any dopamine by dunking on bootlickers like I could over at twitter (not that I've used twitter either though)

Next December I want an advent calendar with a different pill from my grandparents medicine cabinet each day

I just started watching The Blacklist, and for a guy named "Agent Wrestler", he has wrestled almost zero agents so far

Did that make you San̸dman?

Wow thanks myGov, I love having my entire account locked because I tried to change my contact email. Re-linking all my government services to my new myGov and having to call a bunch of them because my "details don't match" is definitely how I wanted to spend most of today. #auspol

I want one of the 3D printers that can print houses, so I can single handedly fuck over the housing market

These also qualify

Repost with a pic of you and your age

I'm 35 and badly need a shave and a haircut (and to not lie down after a shower or my hair goes fluffy)

Fairly typical of this state I've found

I'm still looking forward to the day I see an article starting with "John Howard" followed by "has died". I'm going to celebrate it even. Fuck that old POS

Two hours ago was 5pm my time, so also any Australians

Tbh next to Coca Cola, it's something they've done right. But I'm a garbage disposal and eat a pretty high fat/high sodium diet anyway