Mista Janky

I'm late Gen X and all I'm saying is Millennials got fucked harder than anyone else. They were raised on post 9/11 American media and government and it's just been an endless stream of shit. And I'm not even talking about the 09 collapse. The wars, watching guns shred schools, social media insanity

persepolis is still free on youtube

Maybe a belt or something? QS has always been a minimalist one-piece kinda hero but I can't help wonder about some accessories...

Reporter: Do aliens exist?

Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

Oh, we're all off Discord now. I use Witchhazel now. Lindworm doesn't let you stream your screen. Paprika is actually a foreign surveillance app. Dude, send me your Dingo. I can't sign up for Jester Plus. I don't like the UI for Cabinet's mobile app. Just toss me your Spork. We're on Spork now.

Cyclops from the X-Men in his Revolutionary Era costume, shooting his optic beams around an innocent bird. Art by Chris Bachalo.

Spidey is my first fave but over all time it's gotta be Cyclops, he's got so much depth and texture to his character that really makes him feel alive

goated pick honestly

telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop

"in theater"

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Discussing fighting game patches in the group chat

Reddit post: r/turtle • 1d Anyone else's Turtle vindictive? 16 upvotes • 12 comments

i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer

Latin American Coups promoted by the United States

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

REAL MEN DRINK PAINQUIL
ITS THE ENERGY DRINK FOR NOTHING BUT PAIN

Small screen on the front of an oven, with the temperature (325 degrees) and other information. The main portion says P155 and it looks like it says piss.

why does the oven say piss…

vegeta: gohan.

gohan: BGAHG- don't appear out of nowhere like that-

vegeta: you're a nerd, right.

gohan: -i. wouldn't put it that way-

vegeta: NERD. i need your help.

gohan:

vegeta: someone called me a 'code lyoko ass bitch' and i need you to tell me what that means before i beat them up.

That is so cool, I love Thri-Kreen

From computer files to Epstein files, files were everywhere you looked this year! That’s why I’m declaring 2025 the Year of the File

A nationwide system of pneumatic tubes would be perfect for burrito delivery

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television

This game rules