Thunderpuss Remix

It’s my birthday week! Feed me dick

Ok abs are definitely a thing of the past

Let’s be friends

I want to see you use it on somebody

Annnnnnnytime

Oh anytime

Fuck that’s fat

Well, fuck, Bad Bunny 😈🫠

That looks huge today

Agreed, she’ll be a threat when she eventually comes back. Arrietty, on the other hand, I never need to see again in this lifetime

She needs to stop worrying about what everyone else is doing. It’s getting in the way of her performance and just not a good lewk in general. It’s frustrating to watch, cause I was ready to hand her the crown after that Doechii lip sync

I just said the same thing. My friend thinks Lexi instead of Suzie but Ru never passes up an opportunity to teach a hard lesson about one’s inner saboteur, and I think Lexi’s due for one

Yes please

Lmao well you’re welcome 😋

Fuck this is so hot

a woman in a pink dress is standing next to a statue of jesus on a cross ALT: a woman in a pink dress is standing next to a statue of jesus on a cross

I’m heeeeere

Anne Frank was 10x the person I could ever be, because it’s not even a week into the 4th Reich and I cannot possibly still believe that people are good at heart.

Fuck Nazis.

Killing Me Softly by The Fugees and Don’t Look Back in Anger by Oasis

Not loving how Dylan Efron seems to be targeting only the queer people on the cast of The Traitors 🧐

Fondly remembering the day my mutant power of sweating was documented on national television

🫠

Annnnnytime

Showering naked, full frontal, soap

Someone get my back for me

Oof

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

Everytime people shorten Mar-a-lago to MAL my brain thinks why is that clown at Mid-Atlantic Leather must he ruin EVERYTHING

I have a hole

What is the Internet equivalent for an Oscar because this is deserving

Ha, look who’s talking 🥵

The Bear is a comedy in the same way that the CEO’s murder was an act of terrorism. Critically acclaimed, beautifully executed, but miscategorized.