James

A screenshot from an ABC Sydney post, taken from their Facebook page. The caption of the post reads as follows: “The main road linking Sydney to western New South Wales has shut after cracks were detected in a bridge built by convicts almost 200 years ago. The Great Western Highway is now closed in both directions and there is no timeline for when it will reopen. Transport for NSW said it was "an evolving and complex situation". On Thursday, eastbound lanes at Victoria Pass, near Little Hartley, were shut when damage was detected in the road surface of Mitchell's Causeway, known as The Convict Bridge. But overnight on Sunday, westbound lanes were also closed after geotechnical crews identified major issues. More: https://ab.co/4b914ew”

A screenshot of a thread of comments underneath the post which reads: Bruce Straw: Can we bring back convict labour as a lot of stuff built today doesn’t even make 1 to 30 years let alone 200?! Nimzy Dyaban: agreed Fiona McLennan: I recently volunteered at a convict-built cottage and museum. It’s falling apart and not up to the Australian climate

This comment under an ABC article about a bridge being closed due to it cracking (and being 200 years old) has me ????????¿

“Can we bring back convict labour”. Jesus fucking Christ.

A drawing of a big hairy muscular man with a shiny body and his tongue out in bright orange and pink, in a shiny thong. Based on a photo of @reismath2 on Instagram.

Sweaty and Shiny 👅💦

Yeah this was a dumb fucking idea.

I’m making a basque cheesecake! So burnt flavour, I guess? 😅

Playing a potentially dangerous game (measuring out the ingredients to make a cheesecake for my dad’s birthday tomorrow, vaping some weed whilst waiting for everything to get to room temp, then attempting to make and bake it…)

Two cocktails, two beers, very little in the way of food all day and Jessie Ware’s latest single BLASTING on the UE Boom has me feeling joie de vivre in the kitchen whilst reheating a slop dinner for myself 💃🏻🏇

Also, simply proud of myself for not running to make the train. Fuck that noise.

Got a parking spot at the train station in the middle of the day, which I deemed a miracle in of itself. But was quickly humbled by the train into the city being two minutes early and missing it.

Melbourne Polytechnic are rolling out 2FA soon, and I’m already dreading it. One of our main teachers is so technologically incapable, I worry it’ll be his undoing.

The face of a man who had 1.3L of beer, paid his well overdue tax return from last year (RIP $1,500), submitted both an application for apprenticeship money from the government and an intake form to see a counsellor / therapist 👹 Weehee!!

I took tomorrow off to capitalise on the Labour Day long weekend on Monday and god I want to just get zooted and not feel anything for this evening.

He was very much a “tally ho!” kinda old British man. He was so fun.

I feel like I got given way more beard than I currently have, but I’ll take it 🧔🏻‍♀️

A photo of an A3 piece of paper. On it are three rough pencil sketches in different poses. Each of them are holding a drink in their hands. Above them in all capital cursive handwriting reads “…here’s cheers..great days work!!”. At the bottom left is the artist, Peter Canney’s signature and date, March 4 2026.

Obsessed with today’s client’s husband, an artist, who casually just sketched me and my two colleagues in mere minutes and gave it to us to keep 🥹🥲

Just keep marching to Melbourne and have a beer and boogie down south babs x

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

A selfie of James (the account holder). He’s wearing a beige t-shirt, with a blue and yellow checkered flannelette over-shirt on top. His hair is let down, sitting at approximately shoulder length in loose waves. He’s holding his left hand to his head with a slight frown on his face. In the background is a London plane tree with bright green leaves.

Someone’s gotta be the long haired bitch at TAFE, and it may as well be me 💆🏻‍♀️

Flex it, Daddy 💪🥵

I hate it here. Tech savvy enough to know how to use a phone and, but can’t fucking follow simple step-by-step instructions.

Tutor: Okay, so I’ll need you to download this CSV file to somewhere on your computer you can easily gain access to.
18-19 year old guy sitting next to me, immediately: HOW DO I DO THAT?!?!
Lordt almighty, give me strength and patience.

It is incredible to me how little in the way of problem solving skills teenagers and young men born post 2000 have, holy FUCK.

giving up mental health for lent has been GREAT!

I keep seeing other girlies and gays in other classes/courses having cute little chats and hangs on their breaks on campus at TAFE. God I wish that were ME 😩

Vaping the good stuff on a Monday night was definitely a questionable move on my part 🫠😵‍💫

Okay, so it’s just like riding a bike. But guess who’s now being HOUNDED by everyone in class now, because I know what I’m doing? 😩

(I’m back at TAFE this week and we’re in the labs learning CAD and how to use the beast CNC machine and I feel like I’m clawing at wisps of knowledge that should already be there 🥲)

2016 James? It’s me, ya boy 2026 James. I need everything you learnt about CAD back at uni, quickly now 🫠

Only got six hours sleep, but that’s fine because I saw Ribs performed live by Lorde as the closing song at her Ultrasound concert last night. All is well 😌

A photo showing a stainless steel benchtop, on it is a plastic cutting board, knife and two heaving bowls of ruby red roma tomatoes. In the background, a giant red bucket sits.

A photo from above of two people standing next to the stainless steel work bench, cutting tomatoes. One is throwing some into a big red bucket, which is nearly full to the brim.

A photo of a huge red bucket of sliced roma tomatoes. There’s so many of them that they sit like a mountain, taller than the rim of the bucket.

An action shot of a tomato juicer, juicing beautiful roma tomatoes. The tomato juice is pouring out of the machine and into a large stainless steel cauldron like pot. The liquid is thick and brilliantly red.

A busy weekend 🥫🌞

Ready for the Meeting 👔🔥