Dan Bruski

Three men in Puerto Rican jibaro hats watching the Super Bowl on tv at a bar.

Is this the new cheesehead hat?

FG kicker warz!

is it too late for us to object to Shakira‘s half time show in 2000? Also I’m pretty sure Paul McCartney isn’t from here either.

Lifted from Rep. Hollin's FB page. This is the fucking mood. www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=...

Picture of grocery store rack with Halloween mini granola bars next to Christmas-themed pretzels.

What do we call THAT time of year.

Farm Aid concert t-shirts of different designs, including a green one with the face of a cow, are displayed for $45 each at a festival vendor pop-up.

I’m there now. How many shirts do you want?

A little on-the-nose, cloud.

Student written teacher appreciation note written in marker that says “Dan makes the classes funny and interesting”

Is there a better review anywhere?

English language learner asked if “summarize” meant Japanese swordsmen. I thought hmm is this a teachable moment? So I tried to explain how in fact a samurai can take a larger text and cut it apart with his kitana to make a shorter text. He can samuraize the text. This explanation helped no one.

Go south they said. It will be warmer they said. #loonsoverkc

A portrait of Benjamin Franklin, accompanied by the “quote”: “Those who would give up essential liberty in order to purchase a little egg deserve neither liberty nor egg.”

What was the inciting incident?

A sanctuarium?

That seems like an awful lot of H.

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A rainbow in the dark at Punch, Dio approved.

I crossed paths with the caravan by Bde Maka Ska. It was really surprising! Thanks for warning the other riders of oncoming biker. Surprising for everyone.

Did anyone else know about this? (Seen in Lima, Peru)

My hell is living next to a family whose smoke alarm chirps every 31 seconds. They take weeks to change the battery, right at open-the-windows season. Am I going to have to bring them a 9-volt again?

“American house is chicken house.” - Eastern European man who is working in US home construction. Me: “Do you mean the materials?” “Materials good. Straight boards. But chicken house.” I’m still puzzling out his assessment.

Do what you love and you will work EVERY GOD DAMNED DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS INCLUDED.

I did it. After a year of using a lanyard microphone in class, I finally used the bathroom one time without remembering to mute it or remove it. Thanks for being cool about it, class.