willowthing

one year ago i made this face:

i am a semi-dude and might even have a dong down there

he says hie pormjorb

he's the best gremlin boyman who loves cuddling me and shredding my skin

yall throwback to when i ate this egg god i miss this egg i want to eat this egg again

lesbian sex that leaves me questioning her humanity afterwards

i have the aspirations of a mewtwo-shaped baddie and the body of an ok lookin person and the brain worms of a terminally online puppygirl tranny

i'm too ouppy i was at the store and passed by these delicious looking frozen double-patty bacon sliders and instictively whined for them

bro if they start making dog hrt idc if im a lateshit im gettin on that puppypill

i wish bluesky had drafts it would make importing my tweets easier

i am the weak link

yall i ordered a coffee, the barista said "im sorry?" bc she couldn't hear me and so i panicked and ordered something random from the menu instead of the special drink i was gonna try

Trans Jesus: "Drink this monster, it is my cum"
Disciple: _sips_
Disciple: "Wait, did you actually cum in this monster?"
Trans Jesus: "Obviously"
Disciple: _drinks rest_

NOOOO EVIL GREAAAGAAGGHHHH RAAR

for bughting

die losers

in school i learned that communism was bad and what a derivative is they should have taught me something useful like how to find drugs

education free sex abstaine

breakdown Willow

wolliw serves pathetic girlknot the old-fashionedt what

owner :3

miss being a neet

willow tummy punching bag hanging in a basement martial arts studio that smells like sweat and mildew

i hope y’all try and remember that your working class republican relatives who will directly suffer under the Trump administration’s billionaire bootlicking don’t want to hear you gloat at their misery. they want to make rent and afford enough food to make it through the month just like you

indiana i am inside of you

Arf! awRRRRUFF!

hai

a muttgirlthing says hi

my new desk :3