alexa 💖

My fair lady of Verona type shi

I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.

Got fine shyt in bed bussin down sexual style to Bubblegum KK

“Nonchalant this, nonchalant that” no, dating a grade a yearner is unparalleled you wouldn’t know

SCPs are corpo smh

“A hoe never gets cold” is Chicago whore erasure

Life lowkey has its moments, but - overall? - based 😌

At the club whimsically throwing my ass in a circle

Carly Rae Jeppsons Malort

Is that anything?

Normal girl non drag artist account rebrand unfollow if that’s not your jam I still love you 💖

Using the grip I learned in pole class to stabilize myself standing on the bus

The sexual tension between me and selling my car is sooooo 😩😩

Down bad, just put Kaleidoscope as my insta note song

I’m buy-sexual bc women be shopping

Bout to Klarna a birkin

Coming across a man so ugly on dating apps that you just have to close the app and reflect

Like… high up there

The subway and you outta know on my Spotify on repeat… someone call a wellness check

Situationship moved abruptly to NYC.
Cons: heartbroken, single, in shambles
Pros: one more vote for Mamdani ✊

Mercury leaving retrograde, new neighbor just saged the entire floor - big things on the horizon for ya girl

Are we not overdrawing our lips?

Ik it’s market days…. But im chilling in bed listening to meet Miley Cyrus

Only post this story 4 u, only post this story 4 u 4 u 4 u

“I want to pay money to talk to people I will never meet” gtfo

Genuinely what is that point of using tinder in passport mode

Bisexuality is a disease I hope I get well soon

I exist purely for straight men to date and then say to my face as theyre dumping me “but i think its pretty cool that i can say ive dated a drag queen now”

And I saw four really great dogs on my walk in said walkable city