Casey

One airport beer deep and the urge to book a trip to Vietnam is OVERWHELMING

Status update

Beer: finished
Water bottle: at home
Phone charger: also at home

Airport beer o’clock!!

Japan is going to beat the pants off of the US (if they have the opportunity)

Elite 1st baseman, Bryce Harper

TERRIBLE read on that

Aaron Judge grounding into a double play being “the craziest thing you’ve ever seen in your life” is a wild thing to say

Who even is Aaron Judge?

Logan Webb plz

WBC makes me feel face blind!!!!!

Just generated one of the ugliest, most confusing pieces of data ever and proceeded to email it to my boss and close my laptop. Going to Australia now!

And by now, I mean Sunday.

Not a chance :(

Straight to jail

Yes, a person who does luge is a luger. I looked it up.

“Sooo… are you a top or a bottom?” -me trying to make small talk with a doubles luger

INJURY UPDATE: Your favorite player has been pronounced dead at your team’s spring training facility.

Game reaction: all my favorite teams want me dead

Jewelry shopping on Etsy, and the amount of listings with AI-generated images is appalling

Big oof

I can’t feel my hands

Big Dome™️ wants to take beautiful, terrible, football games like this away from us

I literally said “mom, I’m not sure what you’re asking”

Weather starting to look a lot like this…

My mom called me during halftime and this is legitimately the convo we had

Mom: Do you know who the patriots QB is? I swear I’ve never seen this guy before

Me: you’ve never seen Drake Maye before?

Mom: Oh! Drake Maye, yeah that’s his name. Who is he?

Game is muted until further notice

Tony Romo, count your days buddy

Drake Maye when he's facing a defense that isn't playing for a draft pick

PS2 is simply built different 😤

MILJS - Man, I love Jarrett Stidham

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