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06.03.2026 07:57
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With the typewriter ribbons you just ordered, no less
"Best small car for tall drivers" would get me to subscribe to Consumer Reports for life
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
a guy on the train in berlin is wearing a pin badge, of the sort one might wear in support of a band or political cause, but his is in support of the ancient grain amaranth
no brand or anything just Amaranth
Getting the shit beat out of me by a guy with Einkorn and Teff patches
Woke 2 needs to include a complete and total purge of post-GG 4chan influence on our culture.
8th September Loopy Kath has broken down
My bf made a roller coaster tycoon theme park in my honor and now we can’t stop saying this in trump voice
i lost my father in the first vape wars
He’s gone to that greater Land of Cotton
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
A woo woo woo
GOP
Gassy Olso Poopy
One problem with advocating for censoring unwanted political content on TikTok is that you might get your way
An insane, perfect encapsulation of it all:
The same day Trump’s agents kill a Veterans Affairs ICU nurse in broad daylight, the CEOs of Apple and Amazon join Trump to watch a private screening of a film about his wife directed by an alleged sexual abuser who was seen shirtless in the Epstein Files
it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
I love my bot wife
Real wet blankets I’ll stop
people who comment that this refers to a Lennon solo work and not the Beatles should know that they will be called peedantic.
Can one of these dopes just give me a million dollars? I promise to not make them look as credulous and sad as ChatGPT has, and I’m losing money and using water way more slowly, too.
Also, it turns out Captain Planet’s villains were too nuanced :(
It’d be a real shame if something happened to that flammable finite resource
Are there clips of this happening? So I‘d know to avoid them, of course
Clud Sumbitch
I would simply not experience dukkha
What is this, a crossover episode? @pattymo.com
