He also thought I was 'full lesbian' so shouldn't talk to me at all.... I said I'm bi with a preference to women and then after some talking and exchanging numbers he's been fucking weird and has, in fact, now made me full lesbian (/jk but also wtf????)
Some guy friend of a friend just said he finds me attractive and that he loves me... I've never met him before...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEMS!!! I hope you had the best day 🎉💖
Thank you :')
Less than 100 fics until we're at 40,000 ofmd fics!! Mental!!!
I've actually managed to save up a bit of money recently (by taking on more work & not spending much on anything other than important things) and it's like yippee!! But now my car M.O.T/service is on Tuesday and I'm pretty sure all my tyres need changing and who knows if anything else will creep up😭
Rbb claims done.... now we wait!! High chance I won't get matched with any but oh welllll.. at the same time I'm panicking what if I DO get matched and can't do the art justice 😭
Need it soooo badddd
(This may very well be an au already in which case SORRY but also pls send to me as I'm unaware or have forgotten xoxo)
they've finished Stede's like next time you don't have to worry so much and before Ed can argue Stede opens a cupboard/drawer and it's filled with the BIGGEST dildos, like 'how do they fit' big and that's the first time in Ed's life he has ever felt slightly self-conscious about his dick....
Ed & Stede's first time together & Stede's first time with a man.. Ed's worried he'll hurt Stede because, let's just say, he's not *small* and Stede's like nono it's fine I can take it, Ed starts to get frustrated because he wants this to be perfect and so Stede is like okay, okay and then after-
Shit, yeah, which we all know is almost identical to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 😬
I am so out of the loop in this fandom sometimes despite being chronically online lmao.. love that everyone is having fun with the craft fair thing though 🫶🏻
SCI-FI ROBOT RANGERSSS
Anyway sorry for ranting here, just had to get it out of my system ✌🏻
the road, it's never been this bad, especially between those two...
Anyway I'm not making this about me, they're the ones actually dealing with it, obviously, but it still worries me! We're all 28 this year, why is it now that something like this happens 😭
It's been us three as a little group since we were about 13/14, that's nearly 15 years of friendship, I can't imagine it all just ending now bc of a small argument, though for us it's quite big because while there have definitely been bumps in-
So friend 1 that was upset has forgiven me and we're fine now (have been for a couple days) but she's still upset with friend 2 for reasons & now friend 2's mental health has declined bc of the anxiety of it all & so they're both not talking.. I'm ngl I'm terrified that they're not going to make up
You're the voice I want in my head ourflagimplodes Summary: When Stede first got invited to a party for 'work', not once had he thought he'd be meeting his crush - the legendary voice actor Edward Teach - there, let alone falling directly into the man's arms. Even less so meeting up with him in the toilets and going home with him after...
Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Lucius Spriggs Additional Tags: Smut, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Male Character, Semi-Public Sex, Blow Jobs, Overthinking, Stede Bonnet Has Self-Esteem Issues, Voice Kink, Stede Bonnet has A Voice Kink, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Has a Big Dick, Soft Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Actor Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Sort Of, Voice Actor Ed, Sillyness, Attempt at Humor, Like some of this is so dumb but I had so much fun with it, Dom/sub Undertones, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Language: English
Happy 4 years of OFMD!
What better way to celebrate than with some new smut 😇
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Sometimes I'm like yeah! I can cook! And other times, like today, I burn noodles... (yes the ones that you boil in water)
Okay so I'm pretty sure the art I'm talking about may be yours 👀 (am I allowed to say this I've never done this before so sorry if I'm not actually supposed to say this) it seems like it's your style!!
🙂↕️😈
That's very true 🤭
Godddd I just love the thought of Stede accidentally calling Ed his boyfriend/husband to someone in public and then panicking because Ed's giving him a look that he can't quite figure out and then when they get home Ed ravishes Stede like there's no tomorrow
There's one rbb art based off of something I L O V E and it's all my lil noggin' can think about and there's a high possibility I won't even get it but a girl can dream*
*come up with a thousand different ideas
Thank you again Mems!!! You helped keep me going 💖
Yes ye syes yes!!! Also he has a pic of him on a jet ski or something so probably doesn't help with Ed thinking that Stede means like *that* kind...
And thennn Ed gives Stede a date including both at the same time 🙂↕️
I'll shut up about this soon sorry but just giving it another boost!! My first fic of the year woohoo 🎉
💦 10k words
💦 Trans Stede
💦 Some sillyness
💦 Semi-public blowjobs in a grubby toilet stall (so romantic)
Do itttt!! I see her a few days after season 2 comes out so I'm hoping she watches it so we can talk about it 😂
Let's gooo!!
My chiropractor and I bonded over Rhys/ofmd and she really likes fotc too! She was really confused as to why ofmd was cancelled 😮💨
(Since then we just suggest t.v shows to each other lmao, I introduced her to deadloch and she loved it 🙂↕️)
