Jacob Kresovich's Avatar

Jacob Kresovich

@jkresovich

Cancer Epidemiologist | Fan of college radio stations and DNA methylation | he/him/dad

302
Followers
267
Following
271
Posts
01.07.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Jacob Kresovich @jkresovich

Balancing Act by Black Helicopter scratches my dad rock itch. Just a couple of old dudes from Boston having a ton of fun… what’s not to like!

07.03.2026 14:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like I could’ve accomplished more in my life up to this point if I had a few lieutenants to do my biddings

06.03.2026 13:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sir, how would you like to get higher than you've ever been in your life?

Be an astronaut? Sure!

25.02.2026 01:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Badass

23.02.2026 03:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Email icon showing 100,000 unread messages

Email icon showing 100,000 unread messages

Don’t talk to me or my big son.

17.02.2026 22:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2026 Ivy League basketball: high intensity, low quality

14.02.2026 23:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah yes, the cranky PI phenotype. Quite common, actually.

12.02.2026 18:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Albert Einstein College of Medicine | Medical Education | Biomedical Research

Please share: we're hiring a new tenure-track faculty member to our Department of Genetics at Albert Einstein College of Medicine.

faculty-einstein.icims.com/jobs/17847/a...

05.02.2026 22:14 👍 27 🔁 47 💬 1 📌 1

Macbeth: SHIT

09.02.2026 02:50 👍 10097 🔁 2043 💬 137 📌 50

This is tremendous. Take the time to watch it.

04.02.2026 13:48 👍 2043 🔁 817 💬 28 📌 16
Preview
Compartment-specific tumor-infiltrating immune cells and prognosis in breast cancer Breast cancer immune response is important to patient outcome, but the prognostic interaction between tissue-infiltrating immune cell (TIIC) types is not well-characterized. We evaluated the associati...

1/2 Our paper on immune infiltration and breast cancer prognosis is finally published www.cell.com/iscience/ful...

We used immunohistochemistry to profile >12,000 breast tumours.

Too many collaborators to mention. The work was part of the EU Horizon 2020 funded B-CAST project.

03.02.2026 17:53 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1

Nope! Just moving goalposts!

30.01.2026 21:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the only excuse I could come up with to explain why it got a worse score 😩

28.01.2026 23:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is bullshit.

P-hacking is an art! You’re going to tell me some know-nothing kid can just write a prompt asking for a significant association while I’ve spent years developing and refining my craft??

28.01.2026 14:05 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

My NIH grant application had FOUR reviewers!

That’s just not fair….

28.01.2026 23:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is bullshit.

P-hacking is an art! You’re going to tell me some know-nothing kid can just write a prompt asking for a significant association while I’ve spent years developing and refining my craft??

28.01.2026 14:05 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It's wild to me how such a broad title can be applied to an analysis of a very specific set of exposures. Nearly every sentence of the abstract is so broad there's no meaningful inference...

"These findings highlight the complex interplay between genetic and environmental factors" is just hot air.

27.01.2026 19:39 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

As a general piece of advice, never fuck with nurses

25.01.2026 15:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm looking for guest lecturers to speak virtually to my Environmental Epidemiology class. If you do any work related to environmental health, toxicology, GIS/spatial analysis, please reach out :) There are only 3 students so it's extremely low pressure

20.01.2026 18:34 👍 2 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Preview
When two years of academic work vanished with a single click After turning off ChatGPT’s ‘data consent’ option, Marcel Bucher lost the work behind grant applications, teaching materials and publication drafts. Here’s what happened next.

Well, it turns out Marcel is an absolute idiot.

22.01.2026 21:10 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 6

Cells don’t need a vault of transcriptomic history, they have dna methylation!

19.01.2026 23:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The moving goalposts of grant reviewers is a real pain in the butt

14.01.2026 23:29 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The moving goalposts of grant reviewers is a real pain in the butt

14.01.2026 23:29 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
2025 album roundup
Top tier
Heavy metal - Camron winter (dec 2024)
Sunshine and balance beams- pile
Bleeds- Wednesday
Getting killed- geese
Three black boltz- Tunde Adebimpe
Forever howlong -black country, new road
Second tier
A walk in the grass (ep) - casino hearts
Phonics on and on - horsegirl
I blow out big candles- freak slug
Blizzard- Dove Ellis
Moisture- Wet leg
Honorable mention
The longer this goes on- Fourth wanderers
Burn over - Greg Freeman
For melancholy brunettes (& sad women) - Japanese breakfast
The scholars- carseat headrest
Best album: Heavy metal
Best new artist: Tunde Adebimpe

2025 album roundup Top tier Heavy metal - Camron winter (dec 2024) Sunshine and balance beams- pile Bleeds- Wednesday Getting killed- geese Three black boltz- Tunde Adebimpe Forever howlong -black country, new road Second tier A walk in the grass (ep) - casino hearts Phonics on and on - horsegirl I blow out big candles- freak slug Blizzard- Dove Ellis Moisture- Wet leg Honorable mention The longer this goes on- Fourth wanderers Burn over - Greg Freeman For melancholy brunettes (& sad women) - Japanese breakfast The scholars- carseat headrest Best album: Heavy metal Best new artist: Tunde Adebimpe

Many have been asking when I will release my top albums of 2025 list.

Well wait no longer, here it is:

08.01.2026 03:13 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
2025 album roundup
Top tier
Heavy metal - Camron winter (dec 2024)
Sunshine and balance beams- pile
Bleeds- Wednesday
Getting killed- geese
Three black boltz- Tunde Adebimpe
Forever howlong -black country, new road
Second tier
A walk in the grass (ep) - casino hearts
Phonics on and on - horsegirl
I blow out big candles- freak slug
Blizzard- Dove Ellis
Moisture- Wet leg
Honorable mention
The longer this goes on- Fourth wanderers
Burn over - Greg Freeman
For melancholy brunettes (& sad women) - Japanese breakfast
The scholars- carseat headrest
Best album: Heavy metal
Best new artist: Tunde Adebimpe

2025 album roundup Top tier Heavy metal - Camron winter (dec 2024) Sunshine and balance beams- pile Bleeds- Wednesday Getting killed- geese Three black boltz- Tunde Adebimpe Forever howlong -black country, new road Second tier A walk in the grass (ep) - casino hearts Phonics on and on - horsegirl I blow out big candles- freak slug Blizzard- Dove Ellis Moisture- Wet leg Honorable mention The longer this goes on- Fourth wanderers Burn over - Greg Freeman For melancholy brunettes (& sad women) - Japanese breakfast The scholars- carseat headrest Best album: Heavy metal Best new artist: Tunde Adebimpe

Many have been asking when I will release my top albums of 2025 list.

Well wait no longer, here it is:

08.01.2026 03:13 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

There is a group of people that are supposed to be composed in high stress situations, train for them in fact, get paid well for it, and are given very, very broad leeway on how they act, and yet they shit their pants constantly and cry about how scared they are all the time.

07.01.2026 18:47 👍 672 🔁 153 💬 8 📌 3

Seems reasonable in itself, but is the point of a meta-analysis to make a causal claim? I'd say no.

A correct and precise point estimate could still inform BC screening/risk prediction, even if you decide not to intervene on EtOH consumption.

07.01.2026 17:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trading stocks

03.01.2026 18:13 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

All I want in 2026 is revenge

31.12.2025 17:06 👍 204 🔁 28 💬 16 📌 5

(Speaking in Floridian) cold dry air can fuck you up

29.12.2025 00:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0