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I got a PhD in Dungeons and Dragons. It went just as well as you would expect.

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Trump would tell you that consequences are for mere mortals.

07.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's not true. But in 73 AD Hebrew insurgents retreated to the mountain fortress of Masada to avoid an interview with Chotiner.

06.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 16492 πŸ” 3347 πŸ’¬ 258 πŸ“Œ 174

If they let us borrow China's army it still wouldn't be enough.

06.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The funniest thing ever happens if Netanyahu dies or has to quit for any reason and Trump says he must be involved in picking Israel's next leader...

05.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somewhere in Valhalla Clausewitz is smashing his phone with a hammer...

05.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like to argue and I like to pet cats but I don't argue with seminarians and I don't pet tigers

05.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 535 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

Hornets hunting Mudhens, SEALS hunting Marines, cats and dogs living together...

05.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to talk like Patton while you look like the business cad on a soap opera just doesn't play.

04.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Missiles fit inside siloviki, right?

04.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How did that work for Mr. Chiang?

03.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr. Arbenz is unavailable for comment.

02.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Fuck! I'm Supreme Leader now!"

01.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, it's not like he has anything else important to worry about...

01.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...and the animal magnetism of Kristi Noem.

01.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Grimdark 'The Producers' reboot that nobody asked for...

01.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Similar numbers against civilians, in an American city, inflicted by agents of the American government barely made the needle twitch, so...

01.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's negotiate to end the war that was preceded by sham negotiations...

01.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s November 3405, 2016

01.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Parthian Empire comes centuries after that. It emerges after the Parthians, formerly Indo-European tribal nomads, overthrew the Hellenistic state occupying Iran, a successor state of Alexander's empire (which took down the Persian Empire).

01.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Persia" comes from the small state of Pars, in what's now southwestern Iran, founded centuries after the first 'Iranians' appeared. Cyrus, the king of that country, expanded it into the famous Persian Empire, the baddies of '300,' etc...

01.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Iran" predates even the Parthians. It's a very old Indo-European word, from the same root as "Aryan," meaning 'special' or 'superior.' Indo-Europeans were using that name from the first time they settled in what's now Iran.

01.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dubai getting the shit bombed out of it is the silver lining in this Category 5...

01.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's steak and lobster night on the War Thunder forums...

01.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The original Killdozer...

01.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, biker gangs do take their finances seriously.

28.02.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...and generals who are not in prison.

28.02.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0