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Jake, Subject Matter Expert

@thewoodlandman

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I feel like it would just take one Pokémon looking at Pikachu and asking “why doesn’t he need to live in the ball?” to lead to some fuckin changes in that society

07.03.2026 05:58 👍 766 🔁 98 💬 22 📌 5

I am a hardware hacking absolutist. If you sell me a computer and I’m not allowed to install Debian or something on it you should go to the bad prison they talk about in Office Space.

07.03.2026 06:53 👍 178 🔁 22 💬 6 📌 0
1nonly - WHO GON' SLIDE (Feat. Shakewell) [Official Music Video]
1nonly - WHO GON' SLIDE (Feat. Shakewell) [Official Music Video] YouTube video by 1nonly

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07.03.2026 05:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I believe in him

07.03.2026 05:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

drawing (a thing I'm already shit at) answers w/ my non-dominant hand has been fun

07.03.2026 04:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The DRAM Cartel | Corruption, Anti-Consumer Collusion, & Corporate Conspiracy
The DRAM Cartel | Corruption, Anti-Consumer Collusion, & Corporate Conspiracy YouTube video by Gamers Nexus

THE DRAM CARTEL - www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVze...

07.03.2026 04:48 👍 138 🔁 36 💬 1 📌 5

This is delightful

07.03.2026 04:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich

07.03.2026 03:14 👍 1671 🔁 168 💬 82 📌 28

"omg did you see Rotta the Hutt? He's Jabba's son and he is going to fight the Mandalorian and Gr-"

You bolt awake in the hills of Burbank. It is 1976 AD. You are Marcia Lucas, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Star Wars must match George's original vision

06.03.2026 18:01 👍 1563 🔁 197 💬 32 📌 3
07.03.2026 00:30 👍 225 🔁 47 💬 1 📌 1
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This 4chan Board Became a Factory for Explicit AI ‘Deepfakes.’ Nobody Is Stopping It. - Open Measures Open Measures builds accessible and transparent products to contextualize the spread of harmful online information that impacts public discourse and global events.

Right-wing politicians spent the past three years using age-verification to block access to legal adult sites that a) ban deepfakes b) require consent and c) verify performer age.

All while pushing AV exemptions for right-aligned platforms like 4chan and X.

07.03.2026 00:40 👍 141 🔁 64 💬 2 📌 1

Cops going after Quakers usually not a good sign

07.03.2026 00:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is exactly right.

Age verification / online ID check legislation literally forces companies to collect MORE data on children (and everyone else) not less.

We desperately need privacy, antitrust, and algorithmic justice legislation.

Not censorship bills like KOSA and expanded surveillance.

06.03.2026 18:49 👍 985 🔁 616 💬 4 📌 6
06.03.2026 23:28 👍 507 🔁 156 💬 1 📌 0

Not the trans ones, ofc. Eww gross, no.

06.03.2026 23:42 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I think the Australian Online Safety Act is going to fail, but I don’t think that will immediately prompt its repeal. Rather, I think there will be a period of up to a couple of decades during which the major parties frantically issue stricter and stricter and more and more obviously absurd laws

06.03.2026 09:11 👍 64 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 0

The US government is trying to criminalize anarchism in the Prairieland case.

Several defendants are cooperating.

Do not give in to this fascist regime.

Keep paying attention, speaking out, and doing what's right.

🏴🏴🏴

06.03.2026 20:44 👍 29 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0

Man it's wild that there've been several dem admins that just didn't do anything about the whole "govt employees making shitloads of money off investments" thing
can't imagine they'll start in the future given how resistant they are to actually helping people

06.03.2026 20:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Don't care if they mistrust anything, they're in a death cult

06.03.2026 20:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

It'd be rad if someone hit this shitbag with a car outside his home

06.03.2026 20:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Surely this is not shocking, but Rogan had most of the big anti-trans scientists that my reporting found to be in the Epstein files on his podcast.

Krauss even tried to connect Epstein to Rogan at one point.

06.03.2026 20:31 👍 612 🔁 251 💬 16 📌 2

Trump forgot his name

06.03.2026 20:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Hey that nazi with the cheap oysters is running for senate"

06.03.2026 20:33 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I do think “Graham Platner was a bartender who personally served some DC pundits and reporters and was known to them” is a pretty big part of the skeleton key to unlocking how he got so much cash and media attention so fast and why they’re so determined to stay all in on him now

06.03.2026 20:01 👍 1487 🔁 385 💬 6 📌 23

perhaps they could take it out of the 150 billion dollar death camp budget

06.03.2026 20:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unsure of why you're calling on ICE to investigate themselves there fella

06.03.2026 20:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's hilarious that "working class" now applies exclusively to the racist failsons of regional car dealership owners but every unemployed trans person is an "elite".

06.03.2026 20:01 👍 2299 🔁 538 💬 12 📌 8
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06.03.2026 07:51 👍 1011 🔁 254 💬 8 📌 9
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So road trips are out
And like, buying stuff

06.03.2026 17:04 👍 1999 🔁 395 💬 157 📌 48
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OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

06.03.2026 09:02 👍 5092 🔁 1526 💬 11 📌 13