FUN FACT.

a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men . ALT: a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .

Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.

American voters:

I’m 55 and thought it was genius.

lol, sorry, was trying to tag the store Costco!

Went to @costco.amaurot.social today, as I do most Saturdays. MOBBED. Cant wait for their next quarterly statement

Trump:
❌ Grinds CT road, train, and airport upgrades to an immediate halt
❌ Stops paying hospitals and doctors
❌ Tells UConn & Yale scientists to stop all research

CT Republicans:
That’s just common sense!

Every CT Republican stands with Trump as he attacks CT and its people

You didn’t have to make it this personal

The FAA is facing a major crisis without a leader because Elon Musk pushed him out FAA chief Michael Whitaker resigned earlier this month after facing criticism from Musk.

The FAA is facing its first major aviation disaster in 16 years without a leader because Elon Musk helped push him out. The former FAA administrator stepped down on Jan. 20th after Musk called on him to resign. Musk was angry after the FAA fined SpaceX for failing to get approval for launch changes.

One week apart.

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

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He also tipped his hand on trans folk by answering the first yea or no question with “woman.”

This is your mission. We take our power back now at the local and state level. Stop waiting for a national hero. It’s you. Get to work.

“National security”. Yeah, it’s horrible for a company with ties to China to know that I like cooking and birdwatching videos. Much more dangerous than Zuck creating a monopoly and manipulating the narrative

Cheeto Benito

Jimmy Carter is only now getting his roses

It truly was lovely

And those were the days I’d AVOID driving because no one can handle the snow down there

My day has finally come.

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Poor Claire, CEO. She's in a bad head space at the moment. She's confused and has no idea what is allowed anymore. Does anyone on here have any idea what the rules are now regarding men??

10/10 would listen

My thoughts exactly! Two of my favorite smart people!

Today's fact. The term gals is gender neutral and can refer to any group of people. For example, when addressing a group of men, you can say 'hey, gals!'

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Being wrong in your forecast isn’t fraud, it’s just…being wrong.

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