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rando in the middle of the Pacific if you’re surprised by cat reposts, idk what to tell you

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doing a song for song cover of one of taylor swift’s albums was kinda weird

09.03.2026 07:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh just a thought if your plan for overthrowing the Iranian government depends on the Iranian public rising up, you likely shouldn't have defunded the American government run news agency that speaks in Farsi.

09.03.2026 01:43 👍 930 🔁 175 💬 18 📌 8

OMG they released the deposition videos where they revealed that these two DOGE bros were just feeding grants into ChatGPT and saying "tell me if this is DEI in less than 120 characters."

www.techdirt.com/2026/02/19/d...

09.03.2026 03:29 👍 1135 🔁 499 💬 18 📌 26

just glad we’ve had some time for the ground to dry out since the last one

09.03.2026 05:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BTW, for those who do not know "Kona" means "leeward" in Hawaiian. When we get TREMENDOUS cold fronts the winds back up to the southeast or sometimes southwest ahead of the storm, as opposed to the usual NE trades, hence "Kona storm"

09.03.2026 05:38 👍 19 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

fuuuuuuuu- ok mahalo for the heads up

09.03.2026 05:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Her vote aside, among white people across the political spectrum, it IS taboo to talk openly about their politics.

This is a grift designed to maintain white supremacy across political divide. To keep them communing along whiteness with their enemies & ideological opponents.

09.03.2026 04:20 👍 724 🔁 165 💬 27 📌 8

tho I would say his bowtie years on crossfire were his peak motherboy age

09.03.2026 04:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

his hair gets a little more gooberish every time I see him lately

09.03.2026 04:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

was dying when Josh Johnson pointed out that all the empty theaters meant even people who go to quietly do heroin in the back chose a different movie even though no one would bother them in there

09.03.2026 04:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still crazy that the president’s lawyer spent two days with Ghislaine Maxwell, she “cleared” him of wrongdoing and was almost immediately transferred to a more pleasant prison and nobody in the administration will explain it and the media acts like two large dots are just impossible to connect.

09.03.2026 03:31 👍 1831 🔁 496 💬 24 📌 4

Holy shit: the guy who cut millions in grants because they were DEI cannot form a coherent explanation of what DEI is bsky.app/profile/lmrh...

09.03.2026 03:13 👍 861 🔁 252 💬 39 📌 11

this was a cruel thing to do to the new translate feature

09.03.2026 00:33 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 00:18 👍 1575 🔁 344 💬 51 📌 97

One of the most depressing things about the war in Iran is how a bunch of grown ass men are acting like this is a fucking video game.

09.03.2026 00:18 👍 1012 🔁 217 💬 25 📌 10

“throne”

I immediately associated this with the file storage bathroom toilet

09.03.2026 00:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 👍 29172 🔁 5265 💬 340 📌 126

the wood chipper deposits directly into the stove tho, more of a middle man

08.03.2026 23:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Forget “touching the stove.” We’re about to be sitting our entire bare asses on it.

08.03.2026 23:34 👍 141 🔁 20 💬 8 📌 1

All my survival videogame skills of grinding up stuff for raw materials are about to pay off

08.03.2026 23:29 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

My car can monitor my eyes while I drive to determine if I’m distracted, data which I’m certain makes its way to my insurance company, but automatically updating the clock to DST is bit too much to ask.

08.03.2026 23:24 👍 148 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 2

this why bentos are convenient and small enough to take into the closet with you

08.03.2026 23:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!"
- Trump to the Woke WSJ

08.03.2026 23:07 👍 476 🔁 129 💬 27 📌 14

Trying to do a draft in the age of legal marijuana would be fun.

08.03.2026 22:48 👍 116 🔁 5 💬 8 📌 0

you’ll have to pry my MMJ card from my cold yet somehow still relaxed dead hands

08.03.2026 23:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Where are the "I Did That" stickers of Trump?

08.03.2026 18:52 👍 101 🔁 25 💬 10 📌 0
teewatterss on Threads:
“losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

08.03.2026 16:47 👍 9230 🔁 2075 💬 3 📌 29

A draft-dodger bringing back the draft would be sensational.

08.03.2026 22:50 👍 561 🔁 106 💬 20 📌 9

Every single professional journalist who uses the phrases “Department of War” or “Secretary of War” without scare quotes should be lined up on a public viewing stage and bopped on the head with a giant inflatable hammer that says DUMB DUMB on the handle and makes fart sounds.

08.03.2026 21:50 👍 3216 🔁 568 💬 70 📌 27
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Hakeem Jeffries won't commit to blocking additional Iran war funding The House minority leader said Democrats will "cross that bridge when we get to it," but added that President Donald Trump has so far failed to justify his "war of choice."

Profiles in courage

08.03.2026 16:43 👍 669 🔁 134 💬 50 📌 137