@shemp2ndnephite
Along with D'Artagnian and Balthazar, I am one of the 3 Nephites to whom Jesus gave eternal life and commanded to spread the gospel and repair vehicles. Jesus immediately forgot about us and got a damned 14 yr old kid to restore the Church 1900 yrs later
I ran into Cain near Heber once, and we fought for 40 days and nights. We eventually realized that we couldn't kill each other. so we said to heck with it and shared a sasparilla. Then, I showed him how to change the starter on '33 Pierce-Arrow.
Today Pres. Donald Trump named Pleiadian Consul Kabamur Taygeta to serve as Secretary of Interior
Canada bulids wall to prevent Cybertrucks from entering the country.
Me: So these are the people he has appointed so far
17 year old daughter: So our country is to be Gotham
Me:
Her: *growls* "I'M BATMAN"
Me:
Her: Did you know 97% of men see themselves as Batman?
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“Where do you think I lost my legs? In a bar fight?” Tammy Duckworth on CNN is not having this “no women in combat” thing from Sec of Defense pick and war crimes enthusiast Pete Hegseth
It's true. I've followed his line since it arrived in this hemosphere. Cain followed it in the East. He was there at the Wedding in Cana, when Jesus got drunk on a water merlot and got a little carried away with women washing his feet with their hair, and well, you know, he knocked up Mary Magdeline
I enjoy Utah politics.