Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis

In a little over a year we’ve gone from an economy envied by the whole world to this freaking disaster where only billionaires profit .

There is a reason why Trump has bankrupted EVERY business he has ever run. Trump has ALWAYS been a fraud.

Thanks, Trump. It's Stupid's Economy.
US lost 92,000 jobs in February just before Trump joined Iran conflict
www.theguardian.com/business/202...

He is not a Warrior.

Cover of @spiegel.de: The rage warrior.

Polls and journalists are a bad combination.

This headline is basically false. The survey never asked if Americans are “bad people” or “good people.” It asked “Generally, how would you rate the morality of Americans?” Saying morality is “somewhat bad” != “bad people” www.pewresearch.org/wp-content/u...

Plagued by controversy, an assertive, maximalist ______ is escalating patterns, testing norms, stretching boundaries, raising questions in an extraordinary fashion, critics say.

Oh, yes.

I do it for you

Scarborough is loving playing reporter, with a cascade of unnamed sources from Mar a Lago and the Middle East.
"My reporting from yesterday, the military operation has been a stunning success from all angles." OK, then.

Axel Springer buys Telegraph in £575m deal German media group has gatecrashed a proposed acquisition by the owner of the Daily Mail

The German Murdoch (no longer with New York right-winger Dovod Efune) buys the Telegraph. Expect it to invade America alongside Springer's Politico & Business Insider. Just what we need: more right-wing media.
Axel Springer buys Telegraph in £575m deal
www.irishtimes.com/business/202...

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And then people will complain to me that the Post requires registration. Can't win.

Where are the "Trump Did This" stickers? Are Democrats too poliite to slap them on every gas pump in the country or are the media too biased to show them?

Capitol rioter pardoned by Trump given life sentence for molesting two children Andrew Paul Johnson, 45, of Florida among several January 6 defendants charged with new crimes

Capitol rioter pardoned by Trump given life sentence for molesting two children
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

U.S. Gas Prices, Up 11% in a Week, Pile Pressure on Trump

Thanks. Trump. It's Stupid's Economy.
U.S. Gas Prices, Up 11% in a Week, Pile Pressure on Trump www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/b...

Most Americans think their fellow citizens are bad people, survey says A new Pew survey shows that other countries’ citizens tend to look more favorably on their neighbors.

Without comment.
Most Americans think their fellow citizens are bad people, survey says
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...

Strict new Kansas law forces trans drivers to hand over their licenses The law also includes a provision that allows Kansans to sue if they are “aggrieved” by someone of the opposite sex using a public restroom.

"Strict" new Nuremberg laws force Jews to...
"Strict" new Jim Crow laws force Blacks to...
Strict new Kansas law forces trans drivers to hand over their licenses
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...

Opinion | America’s dating crisis is getting worse. What went wrong? Young people are struggling to find love. It’s time to bring back the matchmaker.

I find it immensely creepy that old media men (looking at you, Galloway) are so obsessed with young people's sex lives.
America’s dating crisis is getting worse. What went wrong? www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Opinion | In defense of sugar Republicans used to be annoyed at government telling people what to eat.

Bezos' #BrokenPost editorial board bravely defends ... crinkling sound of rustling through pages of newspaper ... sugar.
In defense of sugar
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

ICE detains reporter Estefany Rodríguez in Nashville - Nashville Banner Reporter Estefany Rodríguez, detained by ICE with no arrest warrant, may face deportation. Her attorneys seek immediate review of the legality of her case.

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.

They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

What in the actual fuck. In a context where Donald Trump brings the world to the brink of WWIII with his grotesque and addled lies, somehow Jasmine Crockett is a problem.

The NYTimes, clutching itself in the fetal position of its corporate timidity.

[The Shield of the Americas is Trump’s newly-established summit that will feature allied leaders of Latin American countries, such as President Javier Milei of Argentina and President Nayib Bukele of El Salvador, to discuss and commit to stopping illegal immigration and drug cartels.]

Trump removes DHS Secretary Kristi Noem after controversial tenure President Donald Trump announced the decision on social media and said Noem would be replaced with Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.).

The #BrokenPost, too, opts for "controversy" to describe he deadly tenure atop the American SS.
Trump removes DHS Secretary Kristi Noem after controversial tenure
www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

Trump’s Homeland Security Pick Is Ready to Rumble Oklahoma senator said he is “not Rambo” but doesn’t shy away from a fight.

Rupert's Journal is hawkish on the homefront, too, itching for "pugnacious" Mullin to "rumble" against ... checking notes ... us.
Trump’s Homeland Security Pick Is Ready to Rumble
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Hegseth Finds His Footing as Epic Fury’s Front Man As conservative critics question the assault on Iran, President Trump’s TV-ready defense secretary is going on offense.

Rupert's Journal's puff piece on tough-guy Hegseth's press briefings sans press. "The battles that burnished Hegseth’s MAGA credentials make him an ideal spokesman for the war and help explain why Trump has continued to support the former Fox News host."
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

Opinion | The Washington Iran War Pessimists Rarely have so many seemed so eager to predict American defeat.

Rupert's Journal is, unsurprisingly, full-on hawk for this war: "our perhaps old-fashioned view is that we ought to hope for American success, both military and strategic."
Trump's America, love it or leave it.
The Washington Iran War Pessimists
www.wsj.com/opinion/iran...

What is ‘The Shield of the Americas’ that Kristi Noem will serve as envoy to? Newly established ‘Shield of the Americas’ will have its first summit Saturday in Miami, Florida

It is a gathering of the worst people. She'll fit in.
What is ‘The Shield of the Americas’ that Kristi Noem will serve as envoy to?
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...