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A Chinese princess who knows martial arts? Are there no new ideas at all to be found in movies and TV?

Cool, obviously the Romans played. TTRPGs.

After all, the next post translates the Latin as

‘Picts defeated, enemy destroyed, play in safety’

Sounds like a role-playing game to me.

Live from Stoke-on-Trent! it’s Saturday Night!!

8 degrees in fall - Why is it so cold? Where's my coat?

8 degrees in spring - Oh its so warm out, I don't need a coat anymore.

So they are making a Saturday Night Live UK version. Wonder if they will follow the regular format. 30 minutes of funny stuff, followed by garbage.

Destruction of the Furious Elephant at Exeter Change, by George Cruikshank – a contemporary print showing a row of soldiers and others firing rifles at a bloodied elephant which is breaking some of the bars of a stout wooden cage, but is still very much contained. A man standing closer carries a rifle with a bloodied bayonet, apparently from stabbing the animal

200 years ago today, an elephant died, and not in a dignified manner. The unfortunate ‘Chunee’ had been kept in an upstairs room on the Strand, and was killed because he finally got sick of his confinement and mistreatment and started kicking the shit out of the place 🧵

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Wait, mushrooms are now $3.00? What a pile of shit. I mean, literally, its fungus grown on shit. It shouldn't have risen in price that much.

Many forget that it took time time to build their accounts and community. They expect to come here, announce their arrival and suddenly have tens of thousands of followers.

Ive been here a week and don't have the same number of followers! I'm going back to Twitter!

Staffer - We should increase drug prices by 500% to help drug companies.

DT - Great idea! No forget it.

I have reduced drug prices by 500%

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,,

Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

I think there were comments by the men's curling team about Minnesota

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

Well its hard to keep track sometimes.
In Toronto is it the

O'Keefe Centre for the Performing arts
Hummingbird for the Peforming Arts
Sony for the Performing Arts
Meridian Hall
AI Centre for Stolen Performing Arts

Kinda amazing that Trump shits on Canada and Mexico every day, and there's the Mexican-American captain of Canada's Toronto Maple Leafs, Auston Matthews, standing behind him as he defiles an Olympic Gold Medal

He hates your mother and your fans Auston Matthews but - you do you: be a collaborator

Flavor flav is wearing a blue basketball jersey, and a blue snoopy cap. his signature chains in team USA colors. He’s pointing to camera Right image: the women’s hockey team lines up to accept their gold medals A text bubble reads “but they accepted my invitation to celebrate in Vegas”

Excerpt from the daily mail 'People are so negative out there and they are just trying to find a reason to put people down and make something out of almost nothing. 'Our relationship with them, over the course of being in the Athletes' Village, I think we are so tight with their group. 'After we won the gold medal, we were in the cafeteria at 3.30am in the morning with them and we go from there, pack our bags and we're on the bus. 'People are so negative about things. I think everyone in that locker room knows how much we support them, how proud we are of them and we know the same way we feel about them, they feel about us.'

Asked by the Daily Mail whether they are excited for their trip to meet Trump, Hughes added: 'Yeah, we're excited. Everything is so political. We're athletes. 'We're so proud to represent the US and when you get the chance to go to White House and meet the President, we're proud to be Americans and that's so patriotic. 'No matter what your views are, we're super excited to go to the White House tomorrow and be a part of that.'

Your hockey gold medal celebrations update:

Per Flavor Flav, the women’s team accepted his invitation to celebrate in Las Vegas.

In an exclusive interview with the Daily Mail, Jack Hughes says he’s excited to visit Trump

“Yeah, we're excited. Everything is so political. We're athletes.”

Where's the giant inflatable Beavers? What kind of closing ceremony is this?

Why are my commercials getting interrupted by closing ceremonies? Cmon CBC!

I am afraid “never learn a hockey player’s politics” is as ironclad a law as “never learn a baseball player’s politics”

Think the cold weather gear makes it hard to get it on, like apparently happens in the crowds of summer athletic at closing ceremonies

Haha CBC throws to commercial pop up at the same time Canada enters the stadium. Good planning there.

Also, why is the puffy jacket green?

With the Olympics over, Canadian armchair experts and fans can safely go back ignoring amateur sports.

But in two years, these experts and fans will be called on again to once again proclaim their love of Canadian amateur sports.

Oh no! The US millionaire ‘amateur’ hockey players beat the Canadian millionaire ‘amateur’ hockey players.

The whole Olympics is ruined for Canada.

Written English has barely changed in 300 years. If you can read Harry Potter, you can read Robinson Crusoe (1719).

Between takes on set Peter Cushing painted wargaming figures.

He'd invite female costars to join him if they were new, looked lonely or being perved on by others on set.

"Scream Queen" Ingrid Pitt proudly showed me the little figures they painted together once. Kept them all her life #nerdlings

Then - We must do something to end human rights violations in China (doesn’t really do anything)

Now - what human rights violations? We love China, please buy our stuff

That would take some Kind Hearts and Coronets level murder for Andrew to even make it to king.

Isn’t William & his kids plus Harry and his kids, plus his brother dying before he could become king?

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO.

USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+

NOT.

A.

DRILL.

www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against “The Never-Ending Story”!