Chris

You should sing a song about Jamal Khashoggi and how your owners had him tortured to death and dismembered.

Can’t believe F1 is back already.

Everything is wrong with this.

Ted Lasso will be thrilled - is as much as I know.

You’re only allowed one midlife crisis car. Shame you used your up.

It’s -10f and I’d like to speak to the manager, please.

Yup. And the wife shouting “CHRIS!” like I hadn’t noticed.

Driving sideways is overrated

How badly did you fuck up that South Africa is mad about how badly you fucked up?

Electra Schrock is not at all who I imagined.

How long until Musk is calling Iger a pedophile?

Spotify to axe 1,500 workers to cut costs The music-streaming company says it is making people redundant to "rightsize" the firm.

Spotify to axe 1,500 workers to cut costs www.bbc.co.uk/news/busines...

Save $200mm by not employing Joe Rogan.

Why is North Korea saying it's watching the White House? Long spied on by its more tech-advanced enemies, Pyongyang says it can now do the same.

Same vibes as the time I showed my father in law Google Earth and he was convinced I’d hacked into military satellites www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-a...

Is the answer French Canadians?

He definitely got one shot

Was he vaccinated?

Free Sasha Skochilenko

Semi-related.
Chris Ramsay’s Sausage Arena is the greatest 5 minutes of television that ever existed.

I know H8 is supposed to read “hate” but H+Eight = Height and I can’t stop my brain from reading it that way.

Fair play!

At least their Brexit wish to no longer be governed by unelected bureaucrats came true…

Me: Let’s go out and get coffee.
Her: Okay but let me make coffee first.

Spoiled.

Quote with your first computer

My taste defined in

4 SHOWS
- Coupling
- Ted Lasso
- The Mary Whitehouse Experience
- The Day Today

4 MOVIES
- Twin Town
- Jack & Sarah
- Notting Hill
- Hot Fuzz

4 ARTISTS
- Radiohead
- Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
- Teenage Fanclub
- Sultans of Ping F.C

And yet when other reply the way that fits your narrative you engage and double down.

You’ve got a little hypocrisy th.. no, right the… no… n… jus…here, let me get that for you.

Have a great day.

If you knew, why ask?
Narrative.

Macron vows France will 'do everything' for release of Hamas hostages in Gaza French President Emmanuel Macron on Thursday vowed that France would do everything to ensure the release of the dozens of hostages held by Palestinian militant group Hamas after its attack on Israel.

Yes. Quite a while ago. Sorry about your narrative.

www.france24.com/en/europe/20...

Hate to be that guy but… the smell/taste of the air wouldn’t be a factor if the pressure has nullified tastebuds.

Hangry. Eat the church!