“I was told it was a ceramic bangle holder. Here it is”
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“I was told it was a ceramic bangle holder. Here it is”
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“like Marvin, but with Moo.”
#taskmasternz
Whenever I watch taskmaster New Zealand season 3 I just want to give Chris Parker a hug. He’s just so precious.
Alex and Greg talk for an hour. ❤️
Staying in New Zealand today for another David Correos moment.
“I am angry because I ate 12 dry wheat bix and they came out 12 dry wheat bix”
I remembered the toilet roll one. TBH I don’t watch TM s1 much cos I don’t really enjoy it. Which is probably why I didn’t make the connections straight away.
Thanks for posting these.
UK: (12 October 2023) S16E2 #2: Make a sausage. You can only use seven ingredients, each beginning with the letters of the word "sausage". You may not order sausages
NZ: (7 July 2021) S2E1 #5: Live: Build the tallest tower of toilet rolls in front of your bin. You may not interfere with any other..
Closest to the pop before the pop wins the round. If you pop up after the object, you get no points that round.
NZ: (16 December 2020) S1E9 #4: Make the most surprisingly pleasant sausage using seven ingredients, one beginning with each letter of the word "sausage".
NZ: (25 November 2020) S1E6 #5: Live: Wearing your blindfold, pop up before the toast. You may only pop up once. If you pop up after the toast, you will be disqualified.
UK: (11 November 2021) S12E8 #5: Live: Pop up before the object, but only just. You are only allowed to pop up once.
famous person. Strike a pose to represent first, your cool hobby, then your fun animal, then your famous person. You must hold your pose until the end of the round. The Taskmaster will attempt to guess what each pose represents. You may not make a noise or movement when posed.
Taskmaster UK blatantly stealing tasks from Taskmaster NZ, a thread 😏 🧵
NZ: (21 October 2020) S1E3 #5: Live: Write down a sport, an animal and a colour. Strike a pose to represent your sport, animal and colour.
UK: (23 September 2021) S12E1 #5: Live: Write down a cool hobby, a fun animal and a...
Yeah there was a time limit. But I would have loved to have seen someone in the UK version do a David Correos.
Just shows they don’t trust Alex at all 😂
I forgot taskmaster nz did the milk microwave task from UK series 14 first.
He is probably my fave NZ contestant. His breakdowns and reactions make me laugh every time.
Going across the pond to New Zealand for today’s quote / video. It’s one of my favourite moments from taskmaster NZ
“there's some shit in there, there's some shit in there.”
Ooooh the Taskys aren’t gonna cope with this 😂😂😂😂
In a good way
“Don't patronise me.”
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Taskmaster NZ has this way of being next level unhinged and I am here for it 100%
If you check tickets and there’s one there for the Friday then it’s a sign you have to go again
Once I book my flights I’ll see if there is a ticket for one of the Brighton shows. If there is then it’s meant to be.
“I imagine this is what it's like on the set of frozen”
- Roisin Conaty
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Oh I’ve pre warned everyone in going to be insufferable.
And I don’t care at all. 😂 I’ve waited too long for this.
Punch the monkey lying on his stuffed monkey toy
Bridget Christie lying on a garbage bag
Same vibes.
“Yeah fuck that.”
#taskmaster
They aren’t committed to the cause like the rest of us 🤭
Heard a rumour that Greg has added a second show on the 3rd November in Melbourne.
I think there was confusion with links that were sent out.
I’m just glad I decided to try because I was gonna wait for general sale but I don’t know how many tickets would be left
So I’m going to be in London a couple of weeks after I see Greg live. And there are single tickets left for this Brighton shows.
Could I go again ? Hmmm 🤔
Did u end up getting one ?
