Joe

It’s #WorldBookDay so check my linktree and buy my books because that’s what all the really cute and cool people are doing. #WBD

Section of a quote from the Spanish prime minister: “the Spanish government’s position can be summed up in four words: no to war.”

I know it’s a translation and in the original Spanish it is indeed four words, but this is so fucking funny to me.

Honestly I’ve been getting this from Clair Obscur. It’s French so it’s more of a FRPG than a JRPG but it has such Final Fantasy 9 and 10 vibes and I am living.

Farbtoner

found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind

I know but it’s still true

Babe you’re still cute

When you’re in Greggs and How To Save A Life starts playing so you try and spot the medical emergency happening nearby.

meme saying “i’m into cock and pokémon”

bluesky today:

And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win

Orcs can have a certain charm but I don’t know if I’d call them pretty. Githyanki are just out of the question though.

Not possible. Not possible with the orcs either.

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.

This one feels like a bit of a no-brainer but by god, going through the albums released that year was a trip down memory lane.

Absolutely stellar choice, well done.

Predator Badlands? More like Predator Bad Film.

Finished act one of Clair Obscur and damn, okay.

Polanski is a pleasure to interview because he will answer any question about anyone. Wes Streeting? “Wes is attacking me every day on social media because I’m another gay man in politics who is not willing to throw the trans community under the bus and that exposes his abject immorality. He must know what it’s like to be othered but he’s more bothered about power than protecting the other. It’s disgraceful.”

Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers

A girl can dream.

Wait are people genuinely upset Mayhem didn’t get album of the year? It was… tepid, at best.

The more I watch this from Hannah Spencer, two things happen:
1. The more I like it and her.
2. The more it makes me want to get out and do what she says by volunteering.
... I'm surprisingly moved by 2, as I can physically feel it breaking through the armour of scepticism I've built around myself.

❤️

Yeah that’s why! I struggled through the first half and then couldn’t do anymore

🤣 I never even finished 5 it was that bad

And we all know that’s how many seasons of the show there are. No more. No sir.

Oh, honey, we all broke down thoroughly and completely every single day.

Or maybe that was just my untreated agoraphobia.

That’s my bougie answer but this is the real answer