Edward Teach: You guys are dicks! (OFMD S2)
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Edward Teach: You guys are dicks! (OFMD S2)
Oluwande Boodhari: Do you want to live? (OFMD S01E01)
Stede Bonnet: That's a tough question. (OFMD S01E01)
happy fourth anniversary to stede bonnet being the realest ever
Oluwande Boodhari: Do you want to live? (OFMD S01E01)
Stede Bonnet: That's a tough question. (OFMD S01E01)
happy fourth anniversary to stede bonnet being the realest ever
Chin up sluts 💜✊🏻
Stede Bonnet: Lucius, can you please help me pick these* up? * noses (OFMD S1)
Lucius Spriggs: No, I'm not gonna do that, sorry. (OFMD S1)
Avast Crew! An all new baking class and this time it’s a Rizzy special🏴☠️ Join us as we bake Con’s all-time favorite, my classic cheesecake👨🏾🍳 That’s right we’re baking it together, in person. So, yeah, brace yourselves…. And all for a good cause!❤️ #OurFlagMeansDeath
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Black Pete: I didn't even realize there was piracy happening. (OFMD S1)
Nigel Badminton: And what did he look like? (OFMD S1)
Edward Teach: All of you. You all look the same, you know? (OFMD S1)
Samba Schutte was a welcome addition to Pluribus, especially among the fans of his previous work on a certain short-lived but beloved pirate TV show.
Stede: The main thing is we're alive. Zheng: Who cares?
"Over 84 million American adults say they’re more likely to watch a TV show if it features at least one LGBTQ+ character,” Townsend said. "… This audience has continued to tune in year after year.”
Edward Teach: Sometimes...a quick death's the best way to end a bad conversation.
Tribal Elder, while Stede is laying on his lap: Do you feel badly this man is dead?
Stede Bonnet: Honestly? No.
Stede: The main thing is we're alive. Zheng: Who cares?
Edward Teach standing in front of a wedding cake with black around his eyes.
Edward Teach standing in front of the crew in his rice sack onesie making his apology speech.
october 31st vs november 1st
Roach: What are all these weird lines?
Black Pete: They must be really into geometry. (They're standing on a ship with a pentagram on the floor)
don't let @david-jenkins.bsky.social see this
Frenchie: Cats are terrifying. Everyone knows that.
Frenchie: 'Cause they're witches.
Frenchie: And they've got knives in their feet.
Stede Bonnet: That's actually quite a cheap scare.
Stede Bonnet: I'm thinking more along the lines of psychological.
Mary: Do you have any, uh, extra...cor-corpses? Perhaps, something in his size? (gesturing to Stede as Stede stands up straighter)
Oluwande: Do you want to live?
Stede: That's a tough question.
Happy Halloween from Rizzy🏴☠️❤️
#OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD
Tender As Hell tote bag for Samba’s new baking class. He’ll teach you how to make his signature profiteroles!
New baking class! Nov 22nd where we’ll bake my signature profiteroles👨🏾🍳 And get yourself a Tender As Hell tote bag too, perfect for Halloween candy or holiday shopping🫶 Join us as we raise money for Feeding America & spread some love and tenderness just in time for Thanksgiving❤️🙏🏾
#OurFlagMeansDeath
Two screenshots of Edward Teach from OFMD, standing in the break up robe surrounded by the crew. "And thank you, you guys. It's pretty difficult to lay yourself bare in front of others, you know?"
happy world mental health day 🖤
Dude loved that manic pixie dream guy 💜🏴☠️
Stede Bonnet in S1 of OFMD, looking perfectly put together in his white shirt and teal vest.
Another still of Stede from the same episode, he's covered in fake blood and yelling, his hair going in all different directions.
september 30th vs. october 1st
Stede Bonnet, gesturing to a section in his auxiliary wardrobe: Autumn vibe.
Edward Teach, laying on the ground, talking to a rabbit: I feel like I've just found my new best friend.
The rabbit:
Ed, to Stede (out of frame): That was better. (Stede is smiling happily while looking at his boyfriend) (OFMD S2E5)
Ed: Just need to work on your mean voice. (OFMD S2E5)
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