Florence

Pokopia is amazing and I love our little himbo charmander

pokopia

Just to be clear I'm saying Pokopia whips ass

Text from a file in Pokemon Pokopia starting with "CDs are cool little gadgets used by out great-great-grandparents to listen to all their favorite music."

pokopia is sending me with this

i like vespiquen pokopia a lot,,, mommy,,,,,

tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie

a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"

the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"

tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"

it's a pleasant surprise if you find a crossdressing character in a 90s anime and the joke being told is funny

Every lengthy write-up on "lessons learned" after someone lets an AI process delete their database or all their emails reads like this to me

that is not what i fucking typed

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#splatoon #shibaba_art

Guy looks like an ultimately minor but really annoying Ace Attorney witness named Laiken Subscribe

lmao thats wild

this sounds hilarious

hold on whats the story here

This whole 'Starmer has stood up to Trump' thing is really weird.

Starmer originally said the US couldn't use UK bases, then u-turned. How is that 'standing up to Trump'?

UK public opinion is overwhelmingly against and Starmer still capitulated.

travis: "You got some 'seriously' scary eyes, lady. I can practically feel the bloodlust pooling outta you. You in the rankings?" morgan: "Hm? Oh, who, me? Guess it was only a matter of time until I heard a "blood sucking lawyer" joke!" rem: "Waaauuw! Like a vampire? Are you like a big crime vampire!?" xavier, throwing oregano in morgans direction, completely missing: "Do away with you, feature film of the night!"

its like this

when that timeline hits

When your friend leaves the VC and he leaves alone you with the guy you hate

A screenshot of Esoteric Ebb. It's the main menu of the game with the session notes on the right hand side.

Enjoying Esoteric Ebb so far. One detail I really like about it are the session notes. This updates as progress is made and gives a nice overview/reminder of what I was up to the last time I played, it's even signed off by the dev!

More games should do this kinda thing!

Now this is the journalism I value, recently forgotten or difficult to find TV

That Grok still has payment processing, when everyone I know — artist or gamer or adult creator —lives in constant fear of deplatforming and debanking over the mere hint of impropriety, is utterly mind-blowing.

Esoteric Ebb is already my game of the year

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.

child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

new and incredibly stupid forms of misogynistic biopolitical control in order to "keep the trans women out of public life" are coming

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

move slow and repair things

make them all more and more situational too. heres a room that adds 20 special attack to all Pokémon that are scorpios. theres one for every star sign.

Asking journalists to delay reviewing Marathon *for a month* is wild when it's already being sold in stores and is selling pricey microtransactions. It might get better later when all its content is done? So? Why are you taking money for it then?