Elle Bratto Gato

i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET

My monoculture my monosyllabic vocabulary: tots, cukes and peas please. #titleofmymanifesto

I am the beauty and the horror of a gas station hot dog value meal. #titleofmymanifesto

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Samson watching Dr. Ian Kelson lipsync for his life

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Unfortunately a teradilla is a megadilla you drop on the ground, also know as a travesdilla

Half of a single tortilla is actually a Sophie'schoiceadilla

Both are whole quesadillas-- babydilla and megadilla

simply essential reading. drop everything and give it your time, for which it will repay you at least double.

I mean, if you've seen Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, you've basically already read The Odyssey. The Iliad, however, should never be spoilt.

So sue me, I like to be surprised when the enemies become lovers.

I guess he is really going for that PR in disenfranchising voters.

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@luxury0bones.bsky.social the girls and I would like a little treat please.