Exactly. That makes Iran practically a bear trap for us, and he's consisering leading us into the bear trap for good tv

I am begging people to be normal about jewish folk for one goddamn day

"The president had a feeling based on fact" i have a feeling based on fact that you're full of fucki g horseshit

Imagine serving as a Marine and then being injured at home, on purpose, by a sitting Senator while exercising your constitutionally-protected rights.

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

for those unfamiliar with the nazi bar:

Your reminder that DOGE/Rubio cut the State Department by 25% and also radically reorganized departments.

Focusing solely on efficiency means eliminating capacity for emergency situations

average suburban white lady, hearing a few firecrackers and some fireworks go off: "what's with all the gunshots?!"

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"Epic Fury" sounds like a 14 year-old incel's conception of a clandestine military operation

Can I get help with $40 to get some essentials?

It still draws a few tears every time for me

"That Funny Feeling" by bo burnham (phoebe bridgers' cover is also fantastic) does a great job of articulating this for me ngl

Could be that too. It is certainly a convenient distraction that bloodthirsty bibi ordered our narcissist attack hound with dementia on the offensive

Tekken 4 style takedown lmao

I think root causes are more likely Israel and the plans it has for the region in terms of money and imperialist ambitions, buuuut people continue to surprise me every single day

Social media is far less torturous when you apply the fact that sometimes inside thoughts can (and maybe even should) stay inside.

What good can you do today? What trouble can you cause? What suffering can you ease? What needs to exist, and can you help build it?

Or possibly a donation to this crew if you like that better lgbtqks.org

Over the next couple weeks I'm going to give some perfume samples to people who donate $15-$50 to the Trans Continental Pipeline's relocation support for trans people in hostile states tcpipeline.org. I'll post a description of a bundle of 2-6 samples, you send a receipt screenshot & DM your address

I really love the idea that someone in the future will ask me "what was it like living through that"

I for one look forward to 20 years of war with Iran culminating in returning power to the Ayatollah's 5th cousin twice removed as no one is investigated or thrown in prison for war crimes, crimes against humanity, or lying to the American people.
That was my teenage years and twenties btw.

GREAT. so 20,000 years of this, few more to go

George Washington, busting out of a mausoleum: "are ya winning, son?"

plato's allegory of the cave but it's all of us staring at the cave wall ignoring the horrors outside