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The NY Post called me a "writer" once, with quotes. NYPA award-winning humorist. Comedy performer once a week. Author of essay about Covid loss in 'Who We Lost.' Sober: 7/15/2010. Disabled: SMA IV. New Paltz, NY. https://linktr.ee/Mark.Aldrich

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Yabba dabba don't.

08.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The Beach Boys.

08.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Our foreign policy has long been an effort at producing a better yesterday. Our foreign policy right now isn't even THAT.

08.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We've spent five decades pretending that this wannabe mob boss' attempts at mob boss threats are everything other than attempts by a wannabe mob boss at mob boss threats.

09.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man.

The world fucking is on fire.

So go be as corny and cringe as you wanna be without hurting people.

Live whats left of your only life.

If you can’t be free in your body at least go be free in your mind and soul.

Fuck the haters.

10.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 503 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Many great lines from her.

10.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An old time-y illustration of a Twine.

An old time-y illustration of a Twine.

Today is DΓ©cadi the 20th of VentΓ΄se in the year 234.
VentΓ΄se is the month of wind.
Today we celebrate twine. #JacobinDay

More information on twine

09.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

This book and Milgram's "Obedience to Authority."

09.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We've spent five decades pretending that this wannabe mob boss' attempts at mob boss threats are everything other than attempts by a wannabe mob boss at mob boss threats.

09.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This book and Milgram's "Obedience to Authority."

09.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing book

popula.com/2020/09/28/t...

09.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

Incredible sunset alert for Chicago 🚨

08.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
An old time-y illustration of a Chervil.

An old time-y illustration of a Chervil.

Today is Nonidi the 19th of VentΓ΄se in the year 234.
VentΓ΄se is the month of wind.
Today we celebrate chervil. #JacobinDay

More information on chervil

08.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
Preview
Trump’s war on Iran is taking place What's it like to re-read Baudrillard as bombs fall on Tehran?

Baudrillard on Trump's wars

08.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Daniel Pipes is a polymath of getting things wrong.

08.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yabba dabba don't.

08.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The Beach Boys.

08.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Our foreign policy has long been an effort at producing a better yesterday. Our foreign policy right now isn't even THAT.

08.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Daniel Pipes – Islamophobia Daniel Pipes is the founder and president ofβ€―Middle East Forum, an anti-Muslim think tank.Β Pipes is a longtime advocate of racial and ethnic profiling of the Muslim community.

Daniel Pipes specifically exists to find Muslims anywhere to be anything from inferior to a grave threat. No one should ever believe him when he pretends to be interested in their liberation.

islamophobia.org/islamophobic...

08.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Daniel Pipes is a polymath of getting things wrong.

08.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
that green nut ice cream

that green nut ice cream

gotta get some of

06.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 362 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 42

This repeats yet another pattern from the Iraq War. When the Iraqis did not behave as the Americans wanted β€” without the deference and gratitude that a foreign military occupier felt it was due β€” they became targets.

08.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 2447 πŸ” 722 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 8
An old time-y illustration of a Pimpernel.

An old time-y illustration of a Pimpernel.

Today is Octidi the 18th of VentΓ΄se in the year 234.
VentΓ΄se is the month of wind.
Today we celebrate pimpernel. #JacobinDay

More information on pimpernel

07.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

it’s always so embarrassing when Fancy Children try to pretend they’re the salt of the earth, but its extra embarrassing when those Fancy Children decide to complete their romp through the world of the common people with a cheeky working-class Nazi tattoo

06.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 223 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Rubio's plans for 2026:
January: Invade Venezuela
February: Invade Iran
March: Invade Ecuador
April: Invade Cuba

05.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

He's expressed it in public, too.

07.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THIS IS THE PART DRIVING ME MOST CRAZY.
He worked for effing Blackwater.
I agree the tattoo is bad & his response to it makes it worse.
But how was his Blackwater employment not the end of all discussions and his political career?!

06.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 173 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Pod Save America, Oct 20, 2025, blaming his sleeve tattoos
Marine Corps, "Think Before You Ink", MARADMIN 198-07
for forcing him out of the Marines
"If you are grandfathered, all doors are open"
1. Summary - lies about tattoos
Graham Platner, running for Senate in Maine, has told two major lies about his tattoos and his departure from the Marine Corps. Both are easily fact-checked and would surely be used against him in a general election.
In 2009, five years after Platner enlisted, he sought to return to active duty in the Marine Corps but was denied. At this time, during the Iraq War, the Marine Corps was so desperate for manpower that servicemen were being forcibly recalled to active duty - but they did not want Platner. Platner then left the Marine Corps and joined the Maryland National Guard instead. Platner has repeatedly blamed his expulsion on a new Marines tattoo policy which banned forearm sleeve tattoos. This is his first lie. While Marine Corps policy did change in 2007 to bar sleeve tattoos, all currently serving Marines were exempt. All of Platner's existing tattoos would be grandfathered in. The only non-exempt tattoos were those in a new prohibited category: tattoos that were racist or associated with extremist groups. That is, the only tattoo Platner had in 2009 that would bar him from the Marines was the Nazi Totenkopf on his chest."
Platner's second lie is that he did not know that he was wearing a Nazi symbol until 2025. Platner's tattoos would have been formally reviewed twice: in March-June 2007, when the new policy went into effect, and in 2009, when he sought to return to active duty. In 2007, his commanding officer was required to produce a photographic documentation of all his existing tattoos; Platner would have signed it. In 2009, an officer at the enlistment office would have reviewed his tattoos for compliance. Even if Platner did not know the Totenkopf's significance when he got the tattoo in 2007, he would have been told its meaning b…

Pod Save America, Oct 20, 2025, blaming his sleeve tattoos Marine Corps, "Think Before You Ink", MARADMIN 198-07 for forcing him out of the Marines "If you are grandfathered, all doors are open" 1. Summary - lies about tattoos Graham Platner, running for Senate in Maine, has told two major lies about his tattoos and his departure from the Marine Corps. Both are easily fact-checked and would surely be used against him in a general election. In 2009, five years after Platner enlisted, he sought to return to active duty in the Marine Corps but was denied. At this time, during the Iraq War, the Marine Corps was so desperate for manpower that servicemen were being forcibly recalled to active duty - but they did not want Platner. Platner then left the Marine Corps and joined the Maryland National Guard instead. Platner has repeatedly blamed his expulsion on a new Marines tattoo policy which banned forearm sleeve tattoos. This is his first lie. While Marine Corps policy did change in 2007 to bar sleeve tattoos, all currently serving Marines were exempt. All of Platner's existing tattoos would be grandfathered in. The only non-exempt tattoos were those in a new prohibited category: tattoos that were racist or associated with extremist groups. That is, the only tattoo Platner had in 2009 that would bar him from the Marines was the Nazi Totenkopf on his chest." Platner's second lie is that he did not know that he was wearing a Nazi symbol until 2025. Platner's tattoos would have been formally reviewed twice: in March-June 2007, when the new policy went into effect, and in 2009, when he sought to return to active duty. In 2007, his commanding officer was required to produce a photographic documentation of all his existing tattoos; Platner would have signed it. In 2009, an officer at the enlistment office would have reviewed his tattoos for compliance. Even if Platner did not know the Totenkopf's significance when he got the tattoo in 2007, he would have been told its meaning b…

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06.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An old time-y illustration of a Doronicum.

An old time-y illustration of a Doronicum.

Today is Septidi the 17th of VentΓ΄se in the year 234.
VentΓ΄se is the month of wind.
Today we celebrate doronicum. #JacobinDay

More information on doronicum

06.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

This particular trend in transphobia (requiring licenses to match sex at birth) is the equivalent of insisting we have to call a butterfly a caterpillar.

06.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0