Betty

My quarterly check in to Bluesky and see how Al (and you) are doing

Hi Huw. How’s the hoover?

@alelliott88.bsky.social you’re missed on X, mate ♥️

How are you?

I came back specifically to reply to Al 😂😂

Pants

Imagine finding out like this

Me neither. No mournful nor haunted wailing. Go us!

Made a special return just to let you know about my shark vacuum. Did I say it’s excellent? You should get one

Pablo getting serious FOMO with the builders in the kitchen and him stuck in the living room. Every once in a while one of them comes in a pets him then leaves again.

Just to add in helpfully here that i also have a shark. It’s really good!

Absolutely. What a fucking prick!

A clipped out letter from the magazine, reading: "The most annoying trait my kids have is that neither of them ever accept responsibility for anything, but always just blame the other. Something they get from their mother, I'm afraid. Steve Crouch, Peterborough"

Love a picnic

He got as part of his little Christmas box from his dog walker ♥️🥺

Delighted with his new bone

Always disconcerting when a tweet gets a lot of attention. I muted the only tweet I had like that almost immediately

Now I want to know what it was, Mr Bantersaurus

Always so stylish. Love the wee badge too ♥️

Truly grim. The towel dropping is absolutely horrendous

He’s snoring so loud I’ve had to turn the tv up

Haha how random. I had to look that up!

Robert de Niro. Just looked him up and he’s over 80. Preferred him in his goodfellas day tbh

Pinned down

This came on the playlist as I was walking home from the gym in the pissing rain in the dark. All felt quite incongruous tbh

Nice one! That's really good to hear and to know those folk are getting top quality care.

I understand the human instinct. I’d want to do the same.

But that’s why no individual should be given the power to pardon members of their family.

Exactly. I was having to use the passcode all night. I don’t look that different! Maybe it’s used to seeing me like a thumb when you accidentally catch your reflection.

I put makeup on once and my phone refused to unlock 🥴

Friday night with this weirdo ♥️