Emil “Unc Tifa”

Lol nice gyre dude. You widening that shit?

Someone please help me, I can’t stop

Greatest spontaneous QP thread of all time LMAO, thank you 😂

“Poop filled a diaper worn by POTUS”

He sure was a handsome devil 😛

This mug features a 100 Dirham Libyan postage stamp commemorating the 1987 International Conference on Mu’ammar Ghaddhafi’s Green Book ( الكتاب الأخضر)

One of my most treasured curios, given to me by my best friend who knows what a sicko I am for the deep Ghaddhafi lore 😇

Classic Yogi Berra Doctrine: “The food there is terrible, and the worst part is, the portions are tiny!”

“@grok please make up a source”

Tootolph Fruitolph, oh Rudolph—

Movie poster for The Prince of Egypt (1996) featuring Val Kilmer as Moses

Abdelfattah al-Sisi better watch his back, Val Kilmer is coming to restore the Egyptian pharaoarchy

Congratulations and happy anniversary, you two 💞

Moustache, neither costume nor lifestyle;
Moustache, both matter and energy

Moustache brings balance to facial cosmos
Moustache is Yin to Beard’s Yang

Upper Lip’s orderly firmament
over earthly chaos Under Jaw
☯️

ECSCOOBS ME SIR BUT I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION

(no question really, just very excited that you’ve now reached your teleological apotheosis 🥰)

You do you Pete, but NO

Update:

1. Didn’t die
2. Everything is even more hilarious
3. NAP

Dude 😂 i shouldve scrolled dowm bsky.app/profile/emil...

Me too LOL, felt so cool being sneaky

Raise your hand if you’ve burned said hand as a kid while playing with the car cigarette lighter when your dad wasn’t paying attention 🙋🏻‍♂️

Kiki’s Final Delivery Service 😔

and you won’t BELIEVE what happens NEXT 🤪

Honestly all I need in order to write in the style of Chris Wickham is to spend a day reading Chris Wickham 😅

OH SHIT

Screen still of the Binars from Star Trek saying “Jazz”

also *meekly,*

Not even the appetizing kind. Half-desiccated, utterly lacking in turgidity

JESUS IS COMING*

*into town for a half-day trade association conference, he’d really love to get together but he’s flying right back out on the 8pm to Charlotte, you know how it is, anyway give my love to Marci and the kids