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Jeremy, Aspiring Heresiarch

@jeremymcnabb

UU Religious Educator; writer of urban fantasy, woo-ish agnostic, alpaca male, school of garlic knots. Can't sit right in chairs. (He/him)

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This is your anthropological reminder that "Spring ahead" is what we call an illocutionary utterance, a ritual which creates a fact through universal social acknowledgement.

But sure, change one number on your clock so you're not late to hear your pastor tell you that truth and facts are immutable.

09.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am staying off Bluesky but I understand that it's because it's the world and these evil people and no fucking protagonists

No protagonist is coming.
Nobody is going to show up and save us. Superheroes aren't real. Chosen ones aren't real. We are it, baby,

08.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

My hottest mental health take:

A lot of depression and anxiety is situational, and warranted, because people live in shit circumstances. They’re poor, without resources, etc. and the reason it’s become popular to blame β€œmental health” is because it’s a way of evading responsibility.

08.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1109 πŸ” 294 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 53

Wow! Someone dipped into their secret stash for that bathroom.

08.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how old I am, but I knew a guy that still had the grandfathered-in free @email address.

07.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I read a bit faster than a 2400 baud modem produced text on my C64. It's probably better to hush and wonder before letting your mouth get you noticed by the ones who know that Pine Is Not Elm.

06.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 20740 πŸ” 4417 πŸ’¬ 766 πŸ“Œ 1138

I hope your bi crush binge-likes all your Instagram photos.

03.03.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Knowing is half the battle. But it's a fractal battle with infinite halves. Furries are half the battle. Provolone is half the battle. The argument over annotations in Tolkien's personal copy of Sir Gwain and the Green Knight are half the battle.

03.03.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In 1969, a band called The Nice released an album titled "Nice."
In 1969.

03.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some people get drunk and use the n word. Other people get drunk and unabashedly tell the world's peoples that they matter specifically. Be the second, I guess.

03.03.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In 1847, the Choctaw nation gave a gift of $5k to the Irish after weathering the Trail of Tears and that is the highest bar of cosmopolitan empathy I can think of.

03.03.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love Bluesky and I loved Twitter, but I can't escape the feeling that we're not biologically equipped to handle the emotional burdens of the entire globe on a day to day basis.

Take care of yourself.

03.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes the breaker trips between reality and our mind/soul/intellect because that's what it's supposed to do when reality is too much. I don't think we were ever meant to assimilate global amounts of info. Appreciate the time you spend here, but also glad that you're able to step away.

03.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"My coat is sooo soft. I bet you wish you had a coat like mine."

~That one chinchilla that ruined it for the rest of them. May she rest in peace.

01.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get your writing time when you can. The WIP is at 3,350 words now.

#amwriting #superheroes

01.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really needed to hear this week. My day job takes so much out of me physically and emotionally that it's hard to make room for art because the goal isn't necessarily in sight, but this is it.

26.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot despair

I have to keep onward and we all must keep onward and pour our hearts out and do our good work so someday there is an end to this where all the wronged peoples of the world are victorious and relieved and the next generation is rejoicing and all the tyrants are ashes they dance in.

26.02.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Sat down to work on my WIP's outline and to try out a scene idea. Ended up with 700 new words. The WIP is at 3000 now.

#amwriting #superheroes

25.02.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Before the snow takes out my internet, I managed to get 300 words in after the kids went to bed. The new WIP is at 2300 now.

#amwriting #superheroes

23.02.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rhambutan. There was a whole ass fantasy author fandom that pumped me up on these things back in the late 00s (IYKYK) and when I finally tried one, I was mad. They taste like if boredom had morning breath.

23.02.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Evangelicals will really be like, "You can't just cherry-pick the 96% of gospel verses you like and ignore the 4% we're taking at face value."

22.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

February has been such a busy month. Trying to carve out time to outline and write has been a mess. WIP is at 2000 words. Outline got filled in more, though.

#amwriting #superheros

22.02.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: *goes shopping at the same Food Lion at 3:00 every other Saturday since November 2019*

Weather guy: "Looks like snow on Sunday."

Guy in line behind me with a case of beer (on a Saturday, at 3:00): "You all sure do get scared by a little weather forcast, unlike me, who is always prepared."

21.02.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

R.I.P Jack Chick. You would have loved K Pop Demon Hunters.

21.02.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As I've noted before (but is worth noting again!), I have it as a contract point that cover art has to be done by humans. One, because it solves many issues involving copyright and licensing and assures a unique cover. Two, PAY ACTUAL HUMANS FOR ACTUAL HUMAN ART, it's really just that simple.

19.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 962 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1

Use libraries!

19.02.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I see a Star Wars Rebel Alliance insignia, I slow my scrolling because the high school part of my brain momentarily thinks it's Jack Skellington and I. HATE. ME. FOR. THAT.

15.02.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No one talks about how having tinnitus makes quiet moments in movies so much more dramatic.

15.02.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A light-colored dustpan filled with the husks of mouse-eaten seeds.

A light-colored dustpan filled with the husks of mouse-eaten seeds.

A mouse got into my quarter-pound bag of native flower seed over the winter and ate it ALL. I guess at least it's what they're used to.

14.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0