banternn 🐢

Where are all the goddamn vigilantes? Feels like their time to shine.

I like your blue da ba dee da ba die frames, they’re fun!

I actually think porn is awesome.

you really wanna say that to me here? on the hill I’ve chosen to die on?

🫂 🫂🫂

i want more cheese

i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam

Sorry I called cigarettes "acoustic vapes."

I was literally diagnosed diabetic this week, explains so many of my random ailments over the past 10ish years 😭

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This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers

The most scathing critics of Silicon Valley circa 2014 barely scratched the surface of the treachery these companies have shown.

Providing your products to criminal regimes planning to use them to violate human rights on a massive scale is a choice!

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

that shameful second trip to the bathroom just to wipe

Honey, that Deadpool guy is trying to sell me a cellphone again.

Don’t worry, I also got myself 🥲

Zero Day Vulnerability? More like 365 day vulnerability, am I right?

“Zero Day Vulnerability” that sounds much better than my every day vulnerabilities

nice bop you got there. it would be a real shame if i played it 800 times today

Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.

SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.

My report:

Might drive past the gym today.

Oh you’re “normal.” My condolences.

Please, my masculinity, it’s very fragile

Platinumed RE9 early hours this morning. It’s a good game, but there’s something off about it I can’t quite articulate. Maybe it’s doing 4 runs back to back? I’ll have to think about it more.

You’re sick, but in the 🤙 or 🤘 sense. The new glasses look great!

Don’t use proton mail

🎶 Aperture Science 🎵
🎵 we do what we must 🎶
🎶 because 🎶
🎵 we can 🎵

Funyuns to rule them all, please

evergreen mood

It is not too soon to call ICE "detention centers" "concentration camps" nor is it too late to accurately call "juvie and jails and prisons" "concentration camps" too