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Markus Hades, He/Him, UK Black metal, wrestling, Star Wars, and Sonic are my shit. On my getting into TTRPGs arc. Hates fascists. Loves riffs. Satan is King!

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Bunch of #Marathon with my brother from another mother @bigdaddymaruu69.bsky.social
I keep forgetting to toggle the option for recording my own mic audio on, so just imagine me yelling "FUCKING ROBOTS. CRAWL! CRAWL TO EXFIL! USE YOUR SCRAWNY LEGS! FUCK YOU, SPACE POLICE"

09.03.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leave no cross unturned

09.03.2026 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a vhs for an episode of the Animorphs tv show that features a boy transforming into a dog. Titles and copy read 

GODโ€™S PUNISHMENT 

NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT 

the inner thoughts of the child float around his transformation, they read:

Whatโ€™s happening?
Sure could go for some dog shit
I eat dog shit now?
What did I do?
Wish I was eating dog shit right now

A promotional graphic proclaims

A boy turns into a dog and eats dog shit for lying 

Part 1 the sins of children series

Photo of a vhs for an episode of the Animorphs tv show that features a boy transforming into a dog. Titles and copy read GODโ€™S PUNISHMENT NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT the inner thoughts of the child float around his transformation, they read: Whatโ€™s happening? Sure could go for some dog shit I eat dog shit now? What did I do? Wish I was eating dog shit right now A promotional graphic proclaims A boy turns into a dog and eats dog shit for lying Part 1 the sins of children series

11.09.2025 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 843 ๐Ÿ” 178 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Game: inFAMILY GUY
Console: PlayStation 3
Created by: jermiegn33
Uploaded on: November 3rd, 2009

09.03.2026 12:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 168 ๐Ÿ” 73 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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โœ ๐„ƒ๐„‚๐„‚๐„€๐„ VANDAL ๐„ƒ๐„‚๐„‚๐„ƒ โš ๏ธŽ
๏ฝข MARATHON ๏ฝฃ (2025 Artwork)
#Glitch #Marathon #GLITCH #vandal #Bungie

05.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 199 ๐Ÿ” 67 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I was messing with pencils but ended up with something cool so #marathon

07.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 220 ๐Ÿ” 50 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Run. Marathon has been fun so far!

08.03.2026 04:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 94 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Marathon Shotgun

Marathon Shotgun

Shinzo Abe doohickey

Shinzo Abe doohickey

Why does the shotgun in Marathon look like the doohickey that took out Shinzo Abe?

08.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 363 ๐Ÿ” 77 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Lisa Trevor. Her story is sad as hell.
Last thing in a Resi game that scared the shit out of me actually!

09.03.2026 10:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perimeter and Dire Marsh being a brutal walk on Planet Death, where the flora/fauna will murder you and the robots will hunt you down and punch you to death if you breathe too loud? Strictly for beginners. Marathon's easy mode.
Outpost? PLANET GET-FUCKED. More robots, and now the weather hates you.

08.03.2026 13:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Very unfortunate vocal stim I've developed whenever I do something that hurts

15.11.2025 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3835 ๐Ÿ” 1589 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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First time hearing our boy Durandal.
Ben Starr sounding perfectly menacing, but I do hope that Bungie remembered that Durandal was occasionally VERY bloody silly.

07.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#Absolum winning ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ ๐—•๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—œ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—š๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ and โœ๏ธ ๐—•๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—š๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐——๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ป last night during the #Pegases2026 by #AcademieJV is an accomplishment that Supamonks will always rememberโ€ฆ โœจ๐ŸŽฎ
@dotemu.bsky.social @guardcrushgames.bsky.social #BestIndieGame #BestGameDesign

06.03.2026 08:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Considering Bungie practically never show much of the endgame, the prominence of the Compiler is definitely gonna be a bait and switch.

I'm HOPING that these are the s'pht loyal to Durandal, and they just going "The boss AI don't like ppl looting his shit"

Save the pfhor for later.

05.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy #Marathon launch day to those who celebrate.
Escape Will Make Me Yeast

05.03.2026 08:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RIP Hardy.

04.03.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24 hours?! That's a thousand years, I'll be dead by then.

Also, three cheers for a game in 2026 that only takes up 15gigs of memory.

04.03.2026 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds spooky

04.03.2026 07:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
In Death We've Just Begun ft. Poppy and Son Lux (Official Music Video) | Marathon Launch Cinematic
In Death We've Just Begun ft. Poppy and Son Lux (Official Music Video) | Marathon Launch Cinematic YouTube video by Marathon

Beyond the song that she did with HEALTH I'm unfamiliar with Poppy's work.
This is a good tune though

Also, very funny to me how terrifying they're making the Compiler/s look in the marketing, considering that in the original #Marathon trilogy they were fodder.
One more sleep!

youtu.be/vtw5BDpKgJM

04.03.2026 07:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waiting for my retirement by which point I might be able to finally bloody afford a copy of Dragon Force for the Sega Saturn, so I can be buried with it.

02.03.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hobgoblin Beer advert altered with PS1/N64/Saturn logos to say 

"What's The Matter Realistic Graphics Boy
Afraid you Might Taste Something?"

Low Poly Games
Embrace The Jank

Hobgoblin Beer advert altered with PS1/N64/Saturn logos to say "What's The Matter Realistic Graphics Boy Afraid you Might Taste Something?" Low Poly Games Embrace The Jank

02.03.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3581 ๐Ÿ” 1030 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
"No More Tears" (Live) - Ozzy Tribute at The Brits 2026
"No More Tears" (Live) - Ozzy Tribute at The Brits 2026 YouTube video by Ozzy Osbourne

Legitimately curious to hear Robbie Williams do an entire albums worth of metal ballad covers, tbh.

youtu.be/O6TzxHeQAhI

02.03.2026 09:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never have I so enjoyed a game i am so shit at.
Between the UI/UX being overwhelming and complex and the general lethality of the gameplay (everything and everyone on this planet wants you DEAD) the entire game seems like it was made to filter out the non sickos on every single level.
๐ŸŒŸ ๐ŸŒŸ ๐ŸŒŸ ๐ŸŒŸ ๐ŸŒŸ imo

02.03.2026 08:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're in for some PREMIUM garbage. Watch them all.

02.03.2026 08:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RE9 SPOILERS

i think penny is my favorite now

27.02.2026 07:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 592 ๐Ÿ” 126 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
It's definitely gonna get an audience, but I see a lot of refunds and a lot of disappointment. 

The UI/UX seem purposely designed to overwhelm and test your patience and comprehension. Meanwhile, the AI will hunt you down and punch your teeth down your throat if they so much as hear you sneeze. While other players will attempt to murder you on sight.

The whole thing seems designed to filter out the non-sickos.
And I love it.  And I can't wait for the full release.

Room for improvement:
Icons for the same items with slightly better/worse stats need better readability.
Sponsored kits need to be a little stronger. It shouldn't be this hard to recover from losses.
TTK is a smidgeon too quick. 
Duos queue please

It's definitely gonna get an audience, but I see a lot of refunds and a lot of disappointment. The UI/UX seem purposely designed to overwhelm and test your patience and comprehension. Meanwhile, the AI will hunt you down and punch your teeth down your throat if they so much as hear you sneeze. While other players will attempt to murder you on sight. The whole thing seems designed to filter out the non-sickos. And I love it. And I can't wait for the full release. Room for improvement: Icons for the same items with slightly better/worse stats need better readability. Sponsored kits need to be a little stronger. It shouldn't be this hard to recover from losses. TTK is a smidgeon too quick. Duos queue please

Some #Marathon thoughts after a few hours in the server slam.
For my non brit friends: There is a beef extract called Marmite. The marketing for it is solely based on that there is not middle ground for opinion on it. You either love it or hate it.
I hate Marmite. But I am loving Marathon.

27.02.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Played a few hours of Marathon.
Very fun, but overwhelming.

Cutthroat as hell, too. If a robot isn't sprinting towards you to beat you to death with their robot mates, other players are gonna shoot you on sight for all your stuff.
Never played Tarkov or Arc, but this, THIS is my jam.

26.02.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah.
That's a bugger.

26.02.2026 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dare I ask why?

26.02.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whisper the Wolf not being voiced in Crossworlds makes perfect sense and is completely in character. She would not be able to be heard over the other racers and the loud music.

Tangle is also being quiet so her girlfriend doesn't feel self-conscious. Because she is a nice person.

26.02.2026 08:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0