RJ the Jank Monarch

Groudon and Kyogre are kismeses and Rayquaza is their auspistice, discuss

Once again remembering the 72 y/o mother of two with "no porn please" in her bio who followed me.

A copy of the Yugioh card Sloppy Stasher Squirrel, a card whose art features a squirrel pondering the location of a pair of acorns.

Call me a squirrel the way I'm thinking about nuts as I stash all that sloppy.

Looks great! If you want to keep the nothing but high-level monsters restriction on theme, you could call it Mausoleum of the Emperor.

The one I'm thinking of I'm pretty sure was pre-2010

Time to wait three more weeks to get some glasses that actually fit💀

I thought I bought some big dorky lesbian nerd glasses, but I read the size chart wrong and got dinky dweebish Indiana Jones Nazi glasses😭

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

The fact that nobody saw the resemblance to a very popular and uncomfortable meme format.

It's still amazing to me that this art got approved.

The googly eyes aren't helping.

That is a cute pig. I'm glad they have a little lawn to roll around in.

RA05 baybeeeeeeee

Society if Konami's production wasn't run by monkeys throwing darts.

They can give us two sets a year that contain nothing but the DLC cards they planned to release in core sets.

Man the Legendary Decks products this year have been so cool.

Society if all of Yugioh's releases were done through Legendary Decks, Rarity Collection, and old-style deckbuild sets.

Baturday
Bat World Sanctuary

I wish!

Damn that avocado really does know how to party.

Also one of Kaiba's main antagonists, and arguably the one that pushed him to his limits the most, was a kid whose brother was a civilian casualty killed by Kaiba Corp weapons that were targeting a town of mostly civilians.

This tweet is a brave statement against a fascist regime by someone with a pretty big platform.

AND

A little wild to say Yugioh isn't political in calling out war hawks, when Yugioh is explicitly extremely political about that one thing.

Now we're just making 2020s fantasy book titles.

Land of Soy and Seitan

Land of dahl and agave

Damn I didn't even think of that. That's horrifying.

Premonition of a future where you three are in the same US suburb and decide to go to locals together.

Subversive. Transgressive. Brilliant.

If I didn't already know better, I would have thought this was a collection of like 7 different games.

Man I just want kids to be okay.

People online: Yugioh is dying, it's trash, there's no salvation, there's no fun to be found, might as well pack it up now because it's over for this game

People at locals: Yo, check out this batteryman deck I made!

A plate shaped like a cat's head with a nighttime desert scene and a cat's face painted on it.

Have I ever shown you this plate I painted as a youngin?

You're looking way too sharp for the airport.