Alex Kelly

Probably will change eventually. This app simply doesn’t have the community Twitter does yet

Things you can do to counter fascism:
- Ride a bike to work
- Bake cupcakes
- Learn to wield malevolent supernatural forces against your enemies
- Start an art project

If Jesus isn’t white why is he literally a cracker

I’m not the biggest fan of most modern separatist movements but an independent Khalistan would be pretty sikh

If you propose raising taxes one percent on people who own farms, conservatives will say that you’re an out of touch coastal elite who hates the people who grow your food. Meanwhile they want to kick half the people who actually grow your food out of the country

I think if sodomy laws were brought back law enforcement would find out pretty quickly and decisively that a lot of people would rather kill and die than return to tyranny

Legalize crack

What’s going on

My belly feels like I’ve spent several full days drinking poison

PRETTY

Greek myþs really make you wonder how many ancient greeks are bitter þeir life is shit bc þey killed a deer þat, in hindsight, was obviously artemis's

I just spent “1.75L of pretty good whiskey money” just to get pretty drunk at the airport. Feel like I made it at a game I didn’t know I was playing

Banger

Yeah, I just made a fake insta to use it with Alex Kelly instead of my real name haha

Nerd: “tobacco is bad for you 🤓🤓🤓”
Me: “tobacco is yummy 😤”

Musk is claiming he might do that

Yeah, and it looks weird

Looks like this app will become useful again soon with twitter maybe becoming pay to use

Same, but I assume it’ll pick up if twitter becomes paid

Hello

Made a discord server, 18+ only, reply if you want link

Person: I need mental healthcare

American psychiatrist: I’ll help you for a cartoon moneybag with a dollar bill sign printed on it

Canadian psychiatrist:

As a Vowsh enjoyer I must side with Chairman Ken’s revolutionary equestrian state

That exact Garrus pic is my phone background

It has come to my attention that European women find America fuck yeah behavior hot

Im like that short fella from the incest show except instead of drinking and knowing things I drink and don’t know shit

You died as you lived, calling people retarded

Legalize crack (and I guess other drugs)

I try not to talk too much like streamers I like but I might have to integrate “for pleasure and for profit, bitch!” to mean “enthusiastically” into my vocabulary after hearing it in a recent Vaush stream, that shit made me laugh hard as fuck