Heck yeah high five 🖐️ #teamnosleep
07.03.2026 06:17
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i want drugs that get rid of the need for sleep
06.03.2026 07:42
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Yeesh. There’s so much to follow. I still can’t get over some of the minor stuff like his link to loot boxes.
07.03.2026 06:13
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Which one is this regarding?
07.03.2026 06:06
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[first day as an eye doctor]
Me: “Cover your left eye and read the chart.”
Patient:
D O Y O U
L I K E M E
Y E S O R N O
C I R C L E
O M E
Me: “Oof, almost.”
06.03.2026 09:27
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Hell yeah!!!
07.03.2026 05:55
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No, nothing good comes from Maine.
07.03.2026 05:53
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I don’t think that dude is really Brazilian.
07.03.2026 05:53
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The best dessert wine is, by far, Concord Grape Manischewitz. This is a fact.
07.03.2026 05:52
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It’s only port if it’s from Portland, otherwise it’s just sweet wine
07.03.2026 05:49
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the murder of her best friend continues to prove beneficial to the world
07.03.2026 01:51
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Terrifying if literal: President Donald Trump
07.03.2026 01:41
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the worst part of going bald has to be letting go of your ratatouille fantasy
07.03.2026 00:55
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Everyone needs to calm down and have a juice box
05.03.2026 13:12
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Good idea. Safesearch off
07.03.2026 01:35
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Some variation of yiffing. I’m working on it.
07.03.2026 01:28
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*We* scratch *our* backs. This is an inclusive club with many members
07.03.2026 01:11
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Anyone want to start an exfoliation club with me
07.03.2026 01:09
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Maybe Tesla.
06.03.2026 23:09
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if I say "no cap" there is a very high likelihood I've misplaced the lid of my beverage
06.03.2026 19:19
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What about a d.ylan
06.03.2026 23:06
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say what you will about me but I would never date a guy named Dylan
06.03.2026 23:01
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the eyes are a window which i look out of
06.03.2026 21:54
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the weirdest part is that this dude just ghosted us during development and then one day was like "no not this" and bounced
06.03.2026 18:56
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Poll of Republicans:
“Should we blow up small Iranian schoolchildren?”
No: 89%
Yes: 5%
Not Sure: 11%
“President Donald Trump says we should blow up small Iranian schoolchildren. Do you agree?”
Yes: 74%
Very Yes: 12%
No: 6%
Not Sure: 7%
06.03.2026 22:49
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daaAAAMNNN I GOT SHOWER WATER IN MY SHOWER BEER 😭🍺🚿
06.03.2026 22:47
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Please, my masculinity, it’s very fragile
06.03.2026 13:39
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I don’t have an anger management “problem.” I am managing it fine. Theres just a lot of it.
06.03.2026 22:36
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26.2, impressive!
06.03.2026 19:17
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